...so here i was over at my friends house and my friend marc and i were just chilling out drinking some colt 45's when the owner of the house comes in rollin drunk from the bar...he just racked up a crazy tab and was in the mood to pas out...later on when people started showing up my friend comes out of his room ass naked and walks around(still rollin drunk) and does some funny shit(by this time i was wreked)...so he gets the bright idea of drinking a colt bottle full of urin(placed there by mme my friend i was drinking with and the one drinking it)so he then starts drinking it than gags a bunch takes another swill of it than pours the rest of it over himself...after that he goes in the shower slips rips down the shower curtin hits his head vomits and passes out all at the same time.....boy o boy good times good times...greatest drinking/party stories that you can remember
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greatest drinking/party stories that you can remember
alright everyone this should be a fun thread...ill start it off with one of my own, lonnie you should remember this one ...so here i was over at my friends house and my friend marc and i were just chilling out drinking some colt 45's when the owner of the house comes in rollin drunk from the bar...he just racked up a crazy tab and was in the mood to pas out...later on when people started showing up my friend comes out of his room ass naked and walks around(still rollin drunk) and does some funny shit(by this time i was wreked)...so he gets the bright idea of drinking a colt bottle full of urin(placed there by mme my friend i was drinking with and the one drinking it)so he then starts drinking it than gags a bunch takes another swill of it than pours the rest of it over himself...after that he goes in the shower slips rips down the shower curtin hits his head vomits and passes out all at the same time.....boy o boy good times good times...
...so here i was over at my friends house and my friend marc and i were just chilling out drinking some colt 45's when the owner of the house comes in rollin drunk from the bar...he just racked up a crazy tab and was in the mood to pas out...later on when people started showing up my friend comes out of his room ass naked and walks around(still rollin drunk) and does some funny shit(by this time i was wreked)...so he gets the bright idea of drinking a colt bottle full of urin(placed there by mme my friend i was drinking with and the one drinking it)so he then starts drinking it than gags a bunch takes another swill of it than pours the rest of it over himself...after that he goes in the shower slips rips down the shower curtin hits his head vomits and passes out all at the same time.....boy o boy good times good times...-
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me,garrett,and my friend brad were out camping with a 5th of some good english whiskey,tons of snacks,a tent,and a pool 200 yrds away.We get wasted and just start having a great time.we were doing all taht crazy story sharing where you tell them EVERYTHING that you would NEVER tell em when you're straight 
,then i started throwing up cuase i had like a total of 10 shots on an empty stomach.. bleh.but yea we go swimming at this neighborhood pool at about 3am.i get freezing get out,throw up,and pass out on the pool deck for about 45 minutes.they wake me up we go back to the tent and just talk forever and ever and i throw up more.then we go to bed around 315...WAKE UP AT 508AM and stayed up that entire day with a massive hangover.i pass out in my friends shower for about an hour and he throws a bottle of something at the door to wake me up.i then proceed to be sick all day.not really funny but it was a fun time.
another GOOD time was with garrett once again.we picked up about a 30 of just some good regular swag(marijuana for all you non smokers).well i roll a fairly good blunt for only like my 3rd time rolling one.we go smoke and walk up to the same pool we were drunk at.we go into the concession stand(this is a cheap ass pool so it doesnt lock up or ANYTHING),and grab some drinks and skittles and chips.we put some chairs in the 2ft end of the pool,get in our shorts and go sit in teh pool eating all sorts of snacks.we chill there till about 330ish am and then go home and pass out.that WAS SO much fun!
,then i started throwing up cuase i had like a total of 10 shots on an empty stomach.. bleh.but yea we go swimming at this neighborhood pool at about 3am.i get freezing get out,throw up,and pass out on the pool deck for about 45 minutes.they wake me up we go back to the tent and just talk forever and ever and i throw up more.then we go to bed around 315...WAKE UP AT 508AM and stayed up that entire day with a massive hangover.i pass out in my friends shower for about an hour and he throws a bottle of something at the door to wake me up.i then proceed to be sick all day.not really funny but it was a fun time.another GOOD time was with garrett once again.we picked up about a 30 of just some good regular swag(marijuana for all you non smokers).well i roll a fairly good blunt for only like my 3rd time rolling one.we go smoke and walk up to the same pool we were drunk at.we go into the concession stand(this is a cheap ass pool so it doesnt lock up or ANYTHING),and grab some drinks and skittles and chips.we put some chairs in the 2ft end of the pool,get in our shorts and go sit in teh pool eating all sorts of snacks.we chill there till about 330ish am and then go home and pass out.that WAS SO much fun!
I got wasted new years eve at my place when shaggster was over. from what he told me, I kept on sayin right on dude, and kept trying to shred. when i was "shredding" i kept falling and knocking things down from off the wall . later we watched jeepers creepers 2 and i kept askin stupid questions and a whole lotta stupid shit i dont remember. nothin too special, just thought id mention it
another was when i was in hawaii on a big cruise with my family and i got drunk pretty much every night of the cruise, it was great. I went into one of the fancy restaurants on the cruise chip and reserved a table for 10, when it was onlly for me,myself, and I..lol just me sittin at this huge table and they were expecting the rest to come .. they caught on that i was drunk, so they just left me alone and laughed at me. poor me lol. the next night or so when we were at the table eating, i just burst out laughing for about a half hour straight because my bro was makin fun of how my dad says thinks like Ayg(egg) Snassige (sassauge) huhwite(white), i dont know, stupid me
another was when i was in hawaii on a big cruise with my family and i got drunk pretty much every night of the cruise, it was great. I went into one of the fancy restaurants on the cruise chip and reserved a table for 10, when it was onlly for me,myself, and I..lol just me sittin at this huge table and they were expecting the rest to come .. they caught on that i was drunk, so they just left me alone and laughed at me. poor me lol. the next night or so when we were at the table eating, i just burst out laughing for about a half hour straight because my bro was makin fun of how my dad says thinks like Ayg(egg) Snassige (sassauge) huhwite(white), i dont know, stupid me
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ya well in first year my we were walking from rez to a near by park to do a little smoking and my friend was really drunk and on shrooms and before we left I say "dont forget the water!" so we get out to the park and we have an empty smoking apparatus and he says "dont worrry about it". Next thing I know he jumped into a yard nearby the park. Then like 10 minutes he ran out the front of another house a block down the street yelling "I ve got the bong water". What happened he ran checking for hoses or open doors and then when he got to the end of the street he found an open back door and went inside and there he found a sink and filled up the bong, he said "it was meant to be" then he decided run out the front door of the house. But no harm no foul I guess and it made a great story and a good smoke.
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well basically it all had to do with halloween night, a whole bunch of shots of i dont remember what, a 6 pack of something and a few of something else(pretty much gone by this time). on top of it all i think i smoked some hydro too. all of these wonderful things ended with a redecoration of my friends bathroom(with my puke), and an amazing feet of dangling my car keys(which are pretty heavy)from my private place jewelry. i only remember about half of this mind you. i am still not sure what to think of the show of strength episode.....but i sure had a load of fun. horrible hangover the next morning though....i think i threw up all the next day and i seem to recall being pants at McDonalds. for those of you who dont know what that is, it is when someone comes up from behind you and pulls your pants down in front of everybody. i was unfortunatley wearing some very skimpy g-strings. the whole drive thru saw and i just stood there for a min. in shock. i was basically still drunk and just couldnt believe what had just happened. yep, that is just about the drunkest i have ever been. What Fun!......cant wait till next halloween!
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well basically it all had to do with halloween night, a whole bunch of shots of i dont remember what, a 6 pack of something and a few of something else(pretty much gone by this time). on top of it all i think i smoked some hydro too. all of these wonderful things ended with a redecoration of my friends bathroom(with my puke), and an amazing feet of dangling my car keys(which are pretty heavy)from my private place jewelry. i only remember about half of this mind you. i am still not sure what to think of the show of strength episode.....but i sure had a load of fun. horrible hangover the next morning though....i think i threw up all the next day and i seem to recall being pants at McDonalds. for those of you who dont know what that is, it is when someone comes up from behind you and pulls your pants down in front of everybody. i was unfortunatley wearing some very skimpy g-strings. the whole drive thru saw and i just stood there for a min. in shock. i was basically still drunk and just couldnt believe what had just happened. yep, that is just about the drunkest i have ever been. What Fun!......cant wait till next halloween!
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colt 45's taste like shit!
heres some drinking stories for you:
http://www.drunkenmorons.com
I got too many!
heres some drinking stories for you:
http://www.drunkenmorons.com
I got too many!
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yeah seath i been to yer sight a few times...i wanna hang out with you guys.
hahaha mary that was a hillarious night. and mcdonalds will never be forgotten.
oh i love the bong water incident.
ive got a bunch of stories to tell...id own this thread if i got into any of them. i may post a few. oh better yet i think i will make sure that there is a story to be told from this weekends festivities.
hahaha mary that was a hillarious night. and mcdonalds will never be forgotten.
oh i love the bong water incident.
ive got a bunch of stories to tell...id own this thread if i got into any of them. i may post a few. oh better yet i think i will make sure that there is a story to be told from this weekends festivities.
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*it IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you*
i was at a party one time and my freind got drunk for the first time and i got to watch him drink to much, (i dont drink so i become the babysitter and designated driver,note im also underaged) and he fell down and passed out on the floor about an hour later i see him move and try to run for the bathrooom and fall down and crawl the rest of the way,only to fall 2 feet short and hit nothing but wall with he puke. i had to clean is up it was gross. then i had to hold him up while he took a piss. the next morning hes eating some pizza then the just go OH CRAP!! runs out the screen door.( want open he plowed threw it) and puked all over his moms roses. one of the funniest things i have seen.
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Me and two of my single buddies went to this club called the Cabin, got trashed at the bar, tonnes of shots and such, danced around with a few broads and when the bar closed we grabbed a cab up to my buddies place. While we were in the cab my buddy Rich (who was the drunkest of the three) Bent his head between his knees and puked on the floor mat of the cabbies car. He did this very silently because no one noticed until we all got out at this 7-11. I started laughing cuz I saw it hanging from his mouth. The taxi Guy told us we'd have to pay a $50 fine and we were all hammered so we told him to fuck off. He didnt like that so he got out and followed us into the 7-11 yelling and shit. He called the cops and tried to scare us into paying him by saying the cops were coming but we just decided to deny that it was us all along. Anyways we're all waiting at the 7-11 for the copper to come and all the while he's bitching and yelling at us to give him his money and we were just telling him to leave, then all of a sudden as Rich goes to pay for something he bought at the cash the cabbie lunges at him, steals his wallet and takes off in his car, my other buddy punches his windsheild and cracks it after trying to catch him taking off to his car. ANyways the cops show up about 5 minutes later and we tell them that the cabbie said we puked in his car but we didnt and then took off with Rich's wallet.. It was pretty funny, then right after we walked to my buddies house and Rich passes out and doesnt remember a thing!
heres some pictures of him passed out that night:
http://www.drunkenmorons.com/tnpdr.html
http://www.drunkenmorons.com/tnpdr.html
Me and two of my single buddies went to this club called the Cabin, got trashed at the bar, tonnes of shots and such, danced around with a few broads and when the bar closed we grabbed a cab up to my buddies place. While we were in the cab my buddy Rich (who was the drunkest of the three) Bent his head between his knees and puked on the floor mat of the cabbies car. He did this very silently because no one noticed until we all got out at this 7-11. I started laughing cuz I saw it hanging from his mouth. The taxi Guy told us we'd have to pay a $50 fine and we were all hammered so we told him to fuck off. He didnt like that so he got out and followed us into the 7-11 yelling and shit. He called the cops and tried to scare us into paying him by saying the cops were coming but we just decided to deny that it was us all along. Anyways we're all waiting at the 7-11 for the copper to come and all the while he's bitching and yelling at us to give him his money and we were just telling him to leave, then all of a sudden as Rich goes to pay for something he bought at the cash the cabbie lunges at him, steals his wallet and takes off in his car, my other buddy punches his windsheild and cracks it after trying to catch him taking off to his car. ANyways the cops show up about 5 minutes later and we tell them that the cabbie said we puked in his car but we didnt and then took off with Rich's wallet.. It was pretty funny, then right after we walked to my buddies house and Rich passes out and doesnt remember a thing!
heres some pictures of him passed out that night:
http://www.drunkenmorons.com/tnpdr.html
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isnt that how my last thread on footbag.org usually worked...id say what was happening at the players lounge then youd come back with what happened at some party than allan would say i cant believe you guys are still talking about this......good times good times....man i got to scan the pics of me passed out in pei...halairous...theirs one of me wearing a russian winter hat with a bottle of olands export(canadian beer for thouse that dont know)and unused condoms all over my face....man o man...maybe my next post i will!underooninja wrote:yeah seath i been to yer sight a few times...i wanna hang out with you guys.
hahaha mary that was a hillarious night. and mcdonalds will never be forgotten.
oh i love the bong water incident.
ive got a bunch of stories to tell...id own this thread if i got into any of them. i may post a few. oh better yet i think i will make sure that there is a story to be told from this weekends festivities.
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man marc and i are super drunk and were on the net at players just like at footbag .org but man we drand a quart of mescal tequila(which you guys cant get in the us!) man canada rocks for legal liquor.....maRC SAIS "DON'T FUCK WITH PUNX!" having a great time at our bar getting right fucking wrecked!!!1...have a good one!
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