Funny Story {Holding Hands}

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Chris Hanratty
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Funny Story {Holding Hands}

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Alright, this thread was inspired by sen's thread about holding hands (http://www.modified.ca/footbag/viewtopic.php?t=4738 incase you haven't read it)...

A few days before March break at school, me and my friend pulled a little joke I guess you could say, and I wasn't even aware of it untill the "climax" of the joke.

A little background info... my school is brand new as of October 2003... it's basically simetrical in the upper and lower floors wings. People (mostly dirty gross people) always take their boyfiends/girlfriends behind the stairwells and kiss, make out, grope, and anything in between.

So a few friends are hanging out at lunch in a hallway, close to the entrance to a stairwell (by the way, to get to the stairwell you kind of need to go out a door that attaches an exit to the hallways). My friend Robert says "Take my hand"... I said "Excuse me?". "Just take my hand he says"... so hesitantly (not knowing what the hell he was doing) I take his hand... and he begins to lead me somewhere. He started walking to one of the stairwells (not for our entertainment of course, haha) so I figure he's up to something... I relax, haha. We walk around in behind the stairwell to see a couple "together". We make ourselves clearly visible holding hands, and say "oh shit, sorry..." as if we didn't know that someone was there and we wanted to go back there as if we were homosexual and with eachother.

It was easily the funniest thing that has happened to me in a while since I didn't clue in to what we were doing untill the second that we walked around the corner, lol.

Anyways, anyone else have little jokes or funny things like that happen to them? Sorry about such a long post, I get writing and don't know that I'm rambling or going into so much detail sometimes.

Hope to hear some good ones ;).
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Post by shredj »

heyyyyyy! wheres the "You're an idiot." poll option? C'mon Chris!
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hahah jk man that is awesome, something i probably would have done!
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Post by HackingGanesh »

I hate when dirtbag kids grope and make out in the hallways. No one wants to see it, and it's not even a display of affection. Whenever I walk with my girlfriend, I always give her a kiss goodbye, but we dont play tonsil hockey for 5 minutes.
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One of my friends was buying tampons for his girlfriend one day, and the cashier (as usual) had to say something stupid. he was like "are those for you? heh". my friend doesn't like it when people say things that are dumb and he just yelled to the top of his lungs "YEAH!! So I can shove them up my DICKhole!!!!!".

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Post by SeRiAl ThIlLa~ »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA easily the funniest thing i heard all day dude. holy crap. Great stuff

Ya me and my girlfriend do the same thing and just give a kiss goodbye usually. We dont really show alot of affection in public veiw ;)
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Post by Chris Hanratty »

lol that's hilarious Chris... I can imagine his frustration when the cashier asked him that.

Thanks Colin, I try, hehe...
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ok heres the story..my friend ryan bradford on the golf team with me has this hot ass girl and they have sex like all the time,so he's always buying condoms..well also on the golf team our #2 starter is this girl Cydney..well she is totally awsome at golf(shoots par) but kinda manish in a since.like tomboy turning girl now(she's a freshman)..well anyways ryan has to take her home but also get some condoms.well him and cyd go into the store and he picks em up and lets her get a coke and stuff.when they get to the cash register they said the lady gave them the weirdest look and asked them"are these for you two?"cuase ryan is like a "good looking" guy in the eyes of girls,and cyd is kinda manish etc hahah..so anyways ryan being teh weird one,puts his arm around her and says"hell yes,you got a problem lady?" and just walks off...pretty funny if you know cydney
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Post by greenground »

ShredPirate wrote:One of my friends was buying tampons for his girlfriend one day, and the cashier (as usual) had to say something stupid. he was like "are those for you? heh". my friend doesn't like it when people say things that are dumb and he just yelled to the top of his lungs "YEAH!! So I can shove them up my DICKhole!!!!!".

HAHA

THAT is classic HAHAHA omg in my ENTIRE life i have never heard anyone do that before hahaha
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