"Nice shoes, wanna ****?" [Pickup Lines]

Chris Hanratty · Post by **Chris Hanratty** » 01 Jun 2004 18:42

Me and Cole were discussing ways to win over Shredita's at World's tonight, and it gave me an idea to make this... post up your best footbag pickup lines, and see who REALLY is best... with... their... feet? Ah shit, I'm cut.

Cole to start it off: "baby, you're sweeter than a 30 contact tripless combo with BSOS sailing sets"

Posi-Cole · Post by **Posi-Cole** » 01 Jun 2004 18:45

I'd just like to chime in to say that me and Chris were *joking about* ways to win over Shreditas at Worlds, not discussing, we aren't pigs, nor are we that big of losers.

The topic just kind of turned to footbag related pickup lines ..

Chris Hanratty · Post by **Chris Hanratty** » 01 Jun 2004 18:49

Haha thanks for pointing that out.... yes, so everyone should now know that we "aren't" pigs

.

Seriously though... we're not.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 01 Jun 2004 18:54

Haha that's funny.

"Baby, that tripless run makes my Nemesis look like a Da Da Curve."
"Oh girl now I actually can say that I love Your Mom. She has a nice, shapely figure."

EDIT: Man I totally forgot where I was going with the first one. Sorry... maybe you guys will get it anyways. I read them both back and I was like "What the heck?"

Spadrick · Post by **Spadrick** » 01 Jun 2004 19:08

Spandex was created for a reason, and I think I have found it! *stare*

Guys are all pigs on the inside, dont deny it. Footbag is sexy.
http://www.hack-bfa.com/images/wallpape ... _203kb.jpg

HooD · Post by **HooD** » 01 Jun 2004 20:10

....*shakes head*

Matt · Post by **Matt** » 01 Jun 2004 20:36

...*nods head*!

Spadrick · Post by **Spadrick** » 02 Jun 2004 20:30

Thanks for understanding Matt.

Zippo · Post by **Zippo** » 02 Jun 2004 20:44

It's okay girl... i love to watch u self-serve

Posi-Cole · Post by **Posi-Cole** » 03 Jun 2004 09:04

How about me and you go back to your place and take a closer look at the bod add?

Girl, not even jobs notation could describe how hot you look.

Soooooo lame it hurts

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 03 Jun 2004 10:50

Grab my sack, it needs working in.

Anz · Post by **Anz** » 03 Jun 2004 11:15

"Did you mean the trick Grab Your Balls And Squeeze or did you mean ---"

ok, not very goodly formed, but...

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 03 Jun 2004 16:47

Is anyone actually planning on using any of these at worlds?

I mean, really?

Muffinman · Post by **Muffinman** » 03 Jun 2004 17:07

So this is why we don't have girlfriends ¬_____¬

Spadrick · Post by **Spadrick** » 03 Jun 2004 19:28

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

DAYAM!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 03 Jun 2004 19:34

HooD wrote:....*shakes head*

Word.

Spadrick · Post by **Spadrick** » 03 Jun 2004 20:15

Johnny, it will be quite awhile before you can appreciate the finer things in life, like spandex.

Wait a few more years, and when you crack a comment like this ima slap you upside the head so dayam hard...

J/K

How many adds are those worth?
Theres another ' Dex ' that you can swish your legs around!
I have heard of ' leggy ' and ' hippy ', but dayam!

Zippo · Post by **Zippo** » 03 Jun 2004 21:10

Well i hope we can do some in>out dexes tonight!!

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 03 Jun 2004 21:31

Zippo wrote:Well i hope we can do some in>out dexes tonight!!

That one is just plain wrong!

(But funny)

Posi-Cole · Post by **Posi-Cole** » 04 Jun 2004 03:51

Kiser_Tobias wrote:Is anyone actually planning on using any of these at worlds?

I mean, really?

No.

It's just for the humor of it all.