Best Joke

Daws922 · Post by **Daws922** » 04 Jun 2004 11:49

This guy goes to get his tooth pulled and the doctor comes out with novacane and he said no you can't give me that I don't like needles, so the doctor say ok then ill give you gas and knock you out and the guy says no bad things happen when they knock me out with that stuff so the doctor doesn't know what to do so he leaves and comes back with 2 blue pills and the guy goes whats this and the doctor say viagra the guy say does it help with the pain the doctor say no im just giving you something to hold onto

HAHA

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 04 Jun 2004 13:20

Put some periods in, and maybe I'll get it.

SpaceMonkey · Post by **SpaceMonkey** » 04 Jun 2004 15:00

Ya, I don't get that one at all.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 04 Jun 2004 15:11

Daws922 · Post by **Daws922** » 04 Jun 2004 17:07

im not good at grammer and next time i will put my jokes in the joke of the day thread sorry

Spadrick · Post by **Spadrick** » 04 Jun 2004 18:04

Hey Daws; Don't sweat it man. We all had to learn the ways of the thread some way or another, and being a newb is a great excuse, don't let anyone else tell you any different!

Daws922 · Post by **Daws922** » 07 Jun 2004 13:02

I don't care who you are or where it has to be, that's a funny joke right there.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 07 Jun 2004 13:20

kaos · Post by **kaos** » 07 Jun 2004 13:24

I was jealous

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 07 Jun 2004 13:27

FlexThis wrote: Splint - Why am I doing your job?

(Moderator's note)
First off... Damon, cut me some slack bro...I'm not the only moderator and I'm usually offline on weekends.

Second... that was the stupidest joke I've read in a while and I don't even want to put it in the "Joke of the Day thread"

I'm not going to bother locking or deleting the thread, but if anyone has more jokes use the "Joke of the Day thread". Okee Dokee Artichokees?

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 07 Jun 2004 13:30

Daws922 · Post by **Daws922** » 14 Jun 2004 08:11

That is not a stupid joke. You're just mad because you got caught not doing your job. I thought it was pretty good myself, and if you think it is dumb you should just get out of here!

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 14 Jun 2004 08:25

lol yea moderator, just get outa here, we dont need no moderation!

it was weak, any joke that relies on the use of the penis is a weak joke. tee hee penis. hee hee hee

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 14 Jun 2004 08:34

Daws922 wrote:That is not a stupid joke. You're just mad because you got caught not doing your job. I thought it was pretty good myself, and if you think it is dumb you should just get out of here!

Just to be sure... I went back and re-read the joke. Guess what, it's still stupid.
Accusing me of being mad because I "got caught" not doing my job is equally if not more stupid than the joke itself.
The fact that you like the joke sssooooooo much leads to only one logical conclusion... figure that one out without the proper punctuation

SpaceMonkey · Post by **SpaceMonkey** » 14 Jun 2004 09:20

Wow, people take things so seriously in a joke thread.

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 14 Jun 2004 18:11

I vote stupid.

ShredPirate · Post by **ShredPirate** » 15 Jun 2004 09:28

this should be in the pointless argument of the day thread.

SpaceMonkey · Post by **SpaceMonkey** » 15 Jun 2004 11:04

That would be a good thread.

dblthnk84 · Post by **dblthnk84** » 15 Jun 2004 16:40

Pointless argument of the day thred? Thats just stupid and I'll argue against it all day long stupid head. Anyone who whould even respond to such a suggestion is a big fat stupid head.

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SpaceMonkey · Post by **SpaceMonkey** » 16 Jun 2004 12:19

Ouch, without that smiling face I would have been pissed. Good choice in putting that there.

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