We don't need no stinking speed runs!
Oh but we do!
http://nes.greatstreamingvideo.com/
Some great stuff there. I'm talking klondike bar good.
Majoras Mask speed run! ONLY 38 HOURS LONG!
Don't get the Aria of Sorrow one either, he has hax and has all the awesome gear from the start.
Edit:
Oh and I've beat DKC in under the time of the vid posted there. Because all the enemies are on timers I think of it more as an intricate dance than a game.
Speed Runs?
Speed Runs?

this is the 44 Wand, the most powerful Handwand in the world, so did i fire 5 or 6 fireballs? now you got to ask yourself one question pal, do i feel lucky? well do ya punk.