cool useless talents

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 02 Jul 2004 05:28

I can wave my big toe at the first 'knuckle'. I can turn my tounge upside down and 'hide' it under my jaw. I can make my eyes 'REM'. And bend both sets of fingers past 90Degrees.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 02 Jul 2004 07:57

I have a fingerboard collection. And I can make them out of cassette tape cases using a bench grinder to shape the boards, a lighter to form the tail and nose, I draw a graphic that is sandwiched between to pieces of shaped plastic, then I create axles from hot wheels cars and cardboard and epoxy them to the bottom of the board, then finish with grip tape on the top. This was back in the seventh grade some 14 years ago.

I can also write code on a piece of paper. Or verbally shout it and it is valid code.

I can also snatch stacks of pennies off my elbow (that's a cool bar trick).

I can also lift a matchbook onto a pack of cigarettes with my index and pinky fingers while leaving my middle finger and ring finger firmly planted on a table.

I can funnel a beer in .4 seconds. One gulp. I can funnel 3 beers from a 2 story beer bong.

I can roast a bowl and clear without a breathe inbetween (as any good stoner should).

I can hold my breathe for up to 2 minutes underwater.

I can bounce a soccer ball on my head for as many times as I want, as long as there is enough room to move around. My record is like 50.

I can juggle half way decent, enough to wow people, but pale in comparison to the Great Peter Irish.

Lastly, I can blow a bubble off my tongue with nothing but saliva.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 02 Jul 2004 08:08

I can do the bubble thing too! I do footbag tricks with the bubbles

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02 Jul 2004 08:12

I can do the thing where you shoot saliva off the roof of your mouth with your tongue. It goes about 5 feet.

Panda Licker · Post by **Panda Licker** » 02 Jul 2004 08:13

ovetin wrote:I can do the thing where you shoot saliva off the roof of your mouth with your tongue. It goes about 5 feet.

I do that every once in a while, but I cant figure out how. Its always by accident

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 02 Jul 2004 08:34

It helps me if I drink orange juice before I do it. Try that.

SmellMyFinger · Post by **SmellMyFinger** » 02 Jul 2004 10:20

i can make my tongue look like a butt... and i can lick my elbow... i should take a picture of my butt tongue

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 02 Jul 2004 10:28

I can gleek as well. Gleeking is shooting saliva in a stream out from your saliva glands under your tongue. Once when I was 6, a friend showed me how to do it as he was gleeking into the back of another guys head. It was funny, cause he had thick hair and didn't even realize that his head had been glazed. He must have done it like 20 times.

I use candy to get it going, or yawning.

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 02 Jul 2004 10:48

I can:
-flare my nostrils at an extremely fast rate
-lift either eyebrow on command
-do the "wave" with my eyebrows
-coin snatch (my record is 4!)
-do a white man's cripwalk
-balance things on my feet (like people do on their hands)
-do a pretty weak side slide
-do my own laundry
-iron my own clothes
-skateboard down stairs (no tricks tho)
-whistle between my teeth
-use chopsticks!

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 02 Jul 2004 12:29

I can also move one brow on command, the wave sounds cool. I tried it when I read your post. Nope can't do that.

I alway use chop sticks when available out of respect for the culture. And you guys thought I was just a cultureless capitalist pig. We'll your half right

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EDIT: I can also move my arms handcuffed from behind to infront of me.

SmellMyFinger · Post by **SmellMyFinger** » 02 Jul 2004 13:22

FlexThis wrote:
EDIT: I can also move my arms handcuffed from behind to infront of me.

Psh, anyone smart enough can do that, unless they have really short arms and long legs...

Picture of my tongue (see my above post): http://img64.photobucket.com/albums/v19 ... C00675.jpg
It's blurry and kind of hard to tell. May seem disgusting to some.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 02 Jul 2004 13:35

Whatsfootbag? · Post by **Whatsfootbag?** » 02 Jul 2004 14:10

umm i can kinda do the gleek thing..
i have a "uno-boob" which is my sternum(sp) due to i think the name is Pecktis Cratitium(sp hardcore)..where my chest grows out kinda pointed but its rounded off and flattening over the years...
i can do the spit bubble thing
i can do a 3 leaf clover with my tounge
i can sign on to windows xp,sign on to aim,get on to IE and come to the modified site with my eyes closed...i actually did it once while drunk.weird
dunno what else

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 03 Jul 2004 09:20

yeh that gleek thing is bizarre, i can do it but always by accident, normally when yawning.. how do u do it on command?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 03 Jul 2004 13:02

Here is a short list of my useless talents : frigidosis, penspinning, gleeking, wiggling my ears, flaring my nostrils, moving my eyebrows, rolling coins along my knuckles, touch my thumb to the top of my arm, flipside one handed bra removal, catwalks on a bike, yo yo tricks, many card and coin tricks, lock picking, javelin throw, perfected the art of match rocketry, good at working/making small explosives. I know I'm forgetting something.

Sometimes I can squirt liquid I drink from the corner of my eye.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 03 Jul 2004 13:11

Johnny! I am in awe.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 03 Jul 2004 15:04

Oh shit, this thread is so perfect for me.

I wasted my life away learning stupid talents instead of having friends.
I can:
- juggle basketballs
- balance anything big or small on my feet, hands or chin (biggest was a 30ft ladder on my chin)
- spin almost anything on my finger
- do running flips
- fingerboard
- grind rails on soap shoes
- gleek
- spin pens
- create inversions (where a word can be read the same upside down, or as a different word)
- separate orgasms from ejaculations
- drink through a bent straw through my septum
- stick whole q-tips up my nose
- touch my thumbs to my wrists easily (odd thumb joints)
- 'thread the needle' back and forth
- do double frontflips on the trampoline

uhhh... I think that's enough for now.

Whatsfootbag? · Post by **Whatsfootbag?** » 03 Jul 2004 15:22

ok the orgasim ejaculation thing is odd.you must have some weird muscle control over that little valve where your vas defrens and uretha meet(i think)..whast your septum again?

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 03 Jul 2004 15:59

the ejaculation thing is just tantra and understanding your body.

your septum is the piece of cartilage infront of the bone between your nostrils.
the only reason i can put stuff through it is because mine is pierced and stretched.

ShredPirate · Post by **ShredPirate** » 03 Jul 2004 22:12

i can cast lvl 3 eroticism on women.