FISH

LinksYs · Post by **LinksYs** » 04 Aug 2004 10:21

Well yesterday i got a Jap fighting fish. And he was cool and all. The thing about them is that they're rele lazy and tend to stay in the same spot most of the time. So anyway I remembered what Steve-O did you know were he drinks the fish and threws it up. SO stupid me I figured i'd try it so i drank it and now it's still in there and its only coming out one way and thats not my mouth.

AIvanyo · Post by **AIvanyo** » 04 Aug 2004 10:27

hahaha, can you feel it swimming around your insides?

LinksYs · Post by **LinksYs** » 04 Aug 2004 10:29

not rele b/c i drank a lot of water so i bet its still alive!
or maybe the acids in my stomach killed it. Do we even have acids in our stomach?

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 04 Aug 2004 10:36

ya we do. that fish is dead... you probably wont recognize it if you decide to root throuhg your shit for the next week or so.

dude, dont do what you see on tv, stevo is a... jackass.

LinksYs · Post by **LinksYs** » 04 Aug 2004 10:55

thats why he's on jackass

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 04 Aug 2004 13:15

ever read the beging 30 second screen on that show? stupid ass

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 04 Aug 2004 14:49

The fish is long since dead. It died in the first miunte it was in there. The "acid" you have in your stomach is pretty strong. That why if your bulimic or something, you can really hurt your thorat because every time you throw up, it's bringing that acid into your thorat/ mouth and slow wares away your lining of your thorat, making it raw.
As Seath said, there be little trace of it in your shit. Your body decomposed of it. The acid even wore down the bones.

All in all, that was a dumb/gross thing for you to do. Really pointless, and I be surpised if you don't get a stomach ache or even throw up back up.

Rember, the show Jackass, is a bunch of idoits being funny. All
their "stunts" are done with professinoal supervison, and are not meant to be down at home, because you could get hurt.

Guys

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 04 Aug 2004 16:05

Hey, guys... ever watched Deer Hunter?

You ever gonna give THAT a go?

I hope not.
Leave the stupid shit for the idiots.

LinksYs · Post by **LinksYs** » 04 Aug 2004 19:39

ZACH do you think there professionals?
lol there not

SmellMyFinger · Post by **SmellMyFinger** » 04 Aug 2004 19:51

THEY are professionals, but there are professionals supervising... just as Melissa said.

LinksYs · Post by **LinksYs** » 04 Aug 2004 20:52

thats not true do you really think they go to school to learn how to perform stupid stuff. No they don't. I don't no how you think drinking a fish and throwing it up makes him a proffesional. Or have a pool ball droped on ur nuts makes Johnny a pro!

Shaun · Post by **Shaun** » 04 Aug 2004 20:54

You don't go to school to become a professional in any sport. You train.

LinksYs · Post by **LinksYs** » 04 Aug 2004 20:56

Jackass is not a sport it's a T.V. Show and Eating a fish is also not a sport.
anyway my stomach really hurts i think he's stuck in my intestints, b/c they have all the long tail and all and it went down whole.

Shaun · Post by **Shaun** » 04 Aug 2004 20:58

Yah, I know I was just pointing out that you do not need to go to school to be a professional at something. Stuntmen do stupid stuff to like jumping out of buildings and they are considered professionals and are on t.v. So why can't the guys from Jackass be considered professionals?

LinksYs · Post by **LinksYs** » 04 Aug 2004 21:03

b/c there not! What makes them professional? B/c if it's just doing a lot of stupid stuff than i am also a pro.

SmellMyFinger · Post by **SmellMyFinger** » 04 Aug 2004 21:06

LinksYs wrote:thats not true do you really think they go to school to learn how to perform stupid stuff. No they don't. I don't no how you think drinking a fish and throwing it up makes him a proffesional. Or have a pool ball droped on ur nuts makes Johnny a pro!

the professionals aren't professional at doing stupid stuff. the supervising professionals are people like doctors, or maybe someone that studies alligators for those alligator stunts.

LinksYs · Post by **LinksYs** » 04 Aug 2004 21:08

well you really don't need a professional for trying to regurgitatee a fish

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 04 Aug 2004 23:28

no there no pros my cusin grew up with brandon margara... i have met him sevral times there friends that arnt on tv are just as nuts an stupid as they are

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 04 Aug 2004 23:33

Don't thick, Craig. The Jackass people ARE professionals. Why? Because that there FULL TIME job. Just because they didn't go to a jackass school, dosen't mean there not professionals. They are T.V stars and professionals at doing stupid things. There not stupid... well, yeah they are but they have people looking out from they. Making sure that fish bones it going to rip a fucking hole in their stomachs (FYI, it won't)

LinksYs · Post by **LinksYs** » 04 Aug 2004 23:38

again if doing stupid shit makes you a professional than i already am one!