On what Andrew said...
It also makes it so you aren't making obvious movements. It's a lot easier to spot someone who keeps moving their head around looking for things rather than someone who is just standing (sitting, prone, whatever) there.
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for all those wanna be assassins out there...
1. if you carry blades, make sure they are black because moonlight will reflect off the blade of a normal knife
2. make sure you can hurl several shuriken in a short space of time with deadly accuracy, ensuring you slay all would be pursuors
3. be sure to know the ins and outs of the place you are doing your dity work
4. watch out for other ninjas
5. always carry extra smoke bombs with you incase one is a dud
6. carry a sturdy grappling hook so you can climb the F^%& outa there
7. have complete knowledge and understanding of dim mak (death touch) and be certain you can apply this in a situation
8. always pack a fresh mask in your carry pack- the one yuo wear gets sweaty easily
9. dress for the occasion, how lame would you feel wearing black when all the other ninjas are dressed in red
10. last but not least, get yourself a good pair of ninja slippers (with the big toe thing) to sneak around in. always spend a little extra on these and get ones with soft, sturdy grip. Nobody wants to fall from the rafters or slip at a vital moment.
Anyway, hope that helps. Be safe and start with plastic shurikens until you can hit a fly on the wall. Also work on jumping, you need to be able to jump over at least one story from standing dead still.
one more thing, be sure you can safely swerve out of the paths of bullets or catch them in your teeth / hands / feet. start off with a handgun and slowly work your way up to fully automatic assault rifels. don't forget to train with a shot gun as well cause the buck shot's a bitch...
Please don't try this at home... actually go ahead if you want to be a ninja. I'm currently drilling my 'slay 12 people in a small room drill'. I'm almost down to 2 minutes but i need to be a whole lot quicker if I want to be anything like my hero Michael Dudikoff
1. if you carry blades, make sure they are black because moonlight will reflect off the blade of a normal knife
2. make sure you can hurl several shuriken in a short space of time with deadly accuracy, ensuring you slay all would be pursuors
3. be sure to know the ins and outs of the place you are doing your dity work
4. watch out for other ninjas
5. always carry extra smoke bombs with you incase one is a dud
6. carry a sturdy grappling hook so you can climb the F^%& outa there
7. have complete knowledge and understanding of dim mak (death touch) and be certain you can apply this in a situation
8. always pack a fresh mask in your carry pack- the one yuo wear gets sweaty easily
9. dress for the occasion, how lame would you feel wearing black when all the other ninjas are dressed in red
10. last but not least, get yourself a good pair of ninja slippers (with the big toe thing) to sneak around in. always spend a little extra on these and get ones with soft, sturdy grip. Nobody wants to fall from the rafters or slip at a vital moment.
Anyway, hope that helps. Be safe and start with plastic shurikens until you can hit a fly on the wall. Also work on jumping, you need to be able to jump over at least one story from standing dead still.
one more thing, be sure you can safely swerve out of the paths of bullets or catch them in your teeth / hands / feet. start off with a handgun and slowly work your way up to fully automatic assault rifels. don't forget to train with a shot gun as well cause the buck shot's a bitch...
Please don't try this at home... actually go ahead if you want to be a ninja. I'm currently drilling my 'slay 12 people in a small room drill'. I'm almost down to 2 minutes but i need to be a whole lot quicker if I want to be anything like my hero Michael Dudikoff
Greg
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* Don't sleep - some other ninja might try to sneak up on you
* Well... all right, even ninjas have to sleep. Always sleep with a dagger under your pillow and your eyes open.
* Don't eat anything - it might be poisoned.
* Well... all right, even ninjas have to eat. Eat only your own excrement or wild squirrels and drink only your own urine.
* Don't trust anyone, even your mom - you got no idea who might be an enemy.
* Well... all right, even ninjas need moms. Live at your parents house until your ninja training is completed - and after that.
* Well... all right, even ninjas have to sleep. Always sleep with a dagger under your pillow and your eyes open.
* Don't eat anything - it might be poisoned.
* Well... all right, even ninjas have to eat. Eat only your own excrement or wild squirrels and drink only your own urine.
* Don't trust anyone, even your mom - you got no idea who might be an enemy.
* Well... all right, even ninjas need moms. Live at your parents house until your ninja training is completed - and after that.
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ok i have some info regarding who can be considered a ninja.
anyone who trains in judo = judoka
anyone who trains in karate = karateka
anyone who trains in ninjutsu = ninja
you don't necesarrily have to be a master of ninjutsu to be a ninja.
thats why there are crappy ninja's and some good ones.
i'm sure the definition of 'ninja' was different a few hundred years ago, so being a ninja today doesn't mean the same thing, just like being a pirate isn't the same thing. now you are a pirate if you copy software.
anyone who trains in judo = judoka
anyone who trains in karate = karateka
anyone who trains in ninjutsu = ninja
you don't necesarrily have to be a master of ninjutsu to be a ninja.
thats why there are crappy ninja's and some good ones.
i'm sure the definition of 'ninja' was different a few hundred years ago, so being a ninja today doesn't mean the same thing, just like being a pirate isn't the same thing. now you are a pirate if you copy software.
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Wado Ryu style Karate. One lesson that was taught in our dojo several times was the 10 ways to Incapacitation.
Essentially, one would try to find 10 ways to incapacitate each and every person in the room in any given scenario.
Take this Example;
I'm at the office, sippin' my morning coffee, pretending to work while actually playing counterstrike at my PC. Suddenly it hits me, I need to find 10 ways to incapacitate my boss if he comes knockin on my cubicle asking if I got some memo about TPS reports (Office space rip, i'm sorry...). I envision my supreme practitioner of punishment coming to the cubicle.
Essentially, one would try to find 10 ways to incapacitate each and every person in the room in any given scenario.
Take this Example;
I'm at the office, sippin' my morning coffee, pretending to work while actually playing counterstrike at my PC. Suddenly it hits me, I need to find 10 ways to incapacitate my boss if he comes knockin on my cubicle asking if I got some memo about TPS reports (Office space rip, i'm sorry...). I envision my supreme practitioner of punishment coming to the cubicle.
The example is meant to be comedic, but the actual routine and lesson still goes with me to this day.1) Use mouse cord as a lasso and yank him toward me while at the same time picking up a stapler and stapling his eyes shut so he cant see my l33t CS Skillz on company time.
2) Kicking my chair out the doorway as he aproaches, causing him to fall forward while at the same time grabbing his Perrywinkle necktie (Fight Club reference, i'm sorry...) and yanking upwards while bringing my axe kick down on the back of his head.
3) As he is questioning me about what seems to be a game *pull* THWACK with the file cabinet drawer in the knee, to distract him from the Sokuto Fumikomi Jodan (Stamping side kick to the head) rendering him a useless blubbering pile of Bossmeat, then stuff him in the file cabinet drawer, and continue with my terrorist killing on de_dust2.
4) As he asks me for my stapler, nimbly jump up onto the walls of the cubicle, high five my bud in the next cubicle who is playin on the same server as me and start flingin' diskettes like they were shurikens. I'm sure I have enough lying around to be lethal.
5) Throw the coffee as he starts to speak and lunge throw him into the monitor. Occupy another cubicle to finish game.
6) Ask him to come see the TPS reports you have done, and when he looks into the photocopier, give him a closer look by firmly grabing his head in your palm and smash it into the plate glass photocopy screen. If legs twitch, quickly grasp the water cooler and proceed to bash it over the photocopy lid. Make 100 copies and post it around work.
7) Lob monitors like shot-put balls when you see him coming. The average center can host 300 monitors. Bosses only have one head. The odds are on your side!
9) Keyboard = Crude but effective baseball bat. *TIP* Aim for the head for maximum effectiveness.
10) Get some packing tape that is lying around everywhere for no apparent reason. Shake his hand and do a quick shoulder throw, tape mouth shut to muffle the screams. Grab the staple remover, and remove outer dermis. Take out lunch pail and pour on the salt! Will pass out from the pain, leaving you to CS in peace!
Adam Dexter