BUSTED

innersmile · Post by **innersmile** » 18 Aug 2004 00:57

Hey all,
I was just wondering if any of you have any amusing stories of getting bust for weed or anything for that matter.

Lemme tell you mine, it's one for the books:

About 3 years ago, sometime in August, my 2 friends and I went to a local rock festival called splashy fen. We drove down in Dave's golf with him and Dan in front and me and the bags in the back. My bag was on the seat next to me for easy access to the stash bag. We must have had about 10 or so bankies (bank bags full of weed) on us; it's a festival, we didn't want a shortage. We could have smoked for 2 weeks solid with the amount of spliff we had.

We'd got an early start that day and had been blazing since sunrise, constantly rolling joints, hitting bongs, and messing weed everywhere. About 4 hours into the drive we were all completely IRE and listening to music. Almost at our destination, we see the cars ahead of us slow down...

To our horror, it's a road block and we can't turn around or hide anything. We get to the cop and she asks us where we're headed. We tell her that we're going to the festival; she nods and tells us to pull over. Shit.

We pull over and are told to get out of the car. Out we get. Now, by this time our hearts (or mine at least) were thumping so hard... We were all shitting ourselves and had enough weed on us to be classified as dealers, which we were not.

This old white Afrikaans cop searches Dave, stopping just short of a body cavity search. He had nothing on him. I had 6 trips in my wallet but I only got patted down by another guy and they didn't find those. Thank fuck. The lady cop is looking around in the car and she finds one of many seeds on the floor. Once informing us that we can be charged for cultivation she asks us if we have anything to declare. We say nothing...

"Get the sniffer dogs!!!" When I heard those words, I don't think I have ever been more terrified in my life. Full contact fighting is nothing in comparrisson. None of us looked at each other as we all silently contemplated the end of life as we knew it.

A beautiful white dog starts sniffing away in the car. He can smell something; duh. After a while he makes his way to the backseat where my bag is sitting, full of stash, bongs, sandwiches, and some clothing. He goes to my bag and starts sniffing. The lady than rummages through my bag and takes out a packet and places it on the roof.

We're all fucked we thought. They've found our massive stash and we're going to jail. Dan would have been deported cause his visa was up. We all look at the packet on the roof but it's my sandwiches that mom made for us before we left, not the stash.

The lady goes through my bag some more and we hear her rustling another packet (the weed). She takes her time, closes my bag, and does a final check and says," right guys, if we've missed anything; enjoy it! drive safely"

We are all too shocked to register but we get in the car and drive off. Nothing was said for about 2 minutes as a wave of joy, and relief washes over us. Than we all burst into nervous laughter and roll a joint to calm our anxious nerves. I think my heart stopped pounding about an hour later.

Whoever that lady was, I love you! We all could have been sombody's bitch by now and we luckily are free to tell the tale.

At the end, we got to the festival which sucked. The only consolation is that we were the only people with weed for the first few days. lol.

I'll never forget that as long as I live. I've never been so affraid or so relieved since.

Lemme hear yours...

Maraxus · Post by **Maraxus** » 18 Aug 2004 04:43

That was good, here's mine:

A buddy of mine and I went for a late night munchie's run at the best place to go at that time, Taco Bell. Being an ex-employee there he knew we would get the hook up and everything would be chill. So we drove the twenty so miles into town blazing the whole way in his brand new Acura. Me must have put down a half an eighth by the time we rolled up to the drive through and ordered, red-eyed, laughing, having a great time and not to mention, hungry as all hell. So we both ordered more then our fair share of food, and I began to dig in as soon as it left the window. Well, it seems that the co-manager of that Taco Bell was new and didn't know my buddy but could easily tell that he was messed. Being a piece of shit he either calls the cops or informs a local badge (which patrol near there frequently), about the behaviour. We don't go far, infact, we cruise down the street maybe 200 meters and park behind an old warehouse. Not long after the commencement of our feast, I hear a vehicle behind us, then it cues the lights, Oh Shit. My buddy is stoned enough not to even notice until I tell him, "Holy shit dude a cop". Being stoned he freaks, and does something that you shouldn't ever do, he hits the gas. Realizing that he was making the wrong move he stops and puts the car in park, then grabs the bong, pipe, and weed and shoves them in the glove box. Now my mind is racing and I know that any cop would be suspicious enough of a park car running in the dark, not to mention us almost trying to get away right in front of him. But now we could only wait, with shredded cheese, lettuce, and beef all over our faces, wide eyed, and terrified. The cops footsteps were like a bad dream, you could hear each individual foot striking the ground, slowly getting louder as he walked up to the driver side door. With a 5-cell Maglite in hand he blinds the two of us asking if we had been drinking, we both tell him the truth, but he still pries. His next question, looking at my buddies eyes, if we had been smoking the marijuana. At the time I wanted to punch my friend, he was either too stoned, or is too stupid, but he responded yes to that last question. I freaked inside, thinking "We're fucking done for." The cop has every right to fine/search/and question us further but instead, only asks me the same question. I responded no, as ground beef must have been falling off my face, eyes looking like Jackie Chan. Thereafter, he accuses my friend of a few things and threatens him with minor crimes, but he also does something very unpredictable.

Pointing his light at me, he asked, "Do you have a liscence?"
I was only 15 at the time and responded, "No, but I have a permit sir."
He then concludes, "Your driving tonight."

Not only did we end up not getting fined or followed all the way home, but I got to drive my buddies pimped out ride all the way back, stoned, and laughing the whole time.

HG · Post by HG » 18 Aug 2004 06:42

drugs are bad and they fuck with your mind

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 18 Aug 2004 07:08

I have so many storys about geting cought with pot that i dont even think i could pick one to tell, maybe latter to night when im really board ill post a few. See kids drugs are bad, ya get cought, but its all good

AIvanyo · Post by **AIvanyo** » 18 Aug 2004 10:44

you guys just got lucky.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 18 Aug 2004 10:56

No man. They had super great memories for their stories, and magical powers. Because they were HIGH!

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 18 Aug 2004 11:19

hahah ya thats it

I have gotten cought buy ppl on the school board smokeing out side of school during school an the teachers said they where sad to see what i was doing with my life, but they didnt do any thing bc im a top student * the teacher said this word for word * so put that in your ceral an eat it, for every one whom says pot makes you a idiot.

I have also gotten busted with cocain on 2 acconts one was posestion of old baggys that where in my wallet, me an a friend parked in a collage campuse parking lot at 3 in the morning * stupidest thing ever * an got busted buy suecrity, my firned had a quarter ounce of cocain on him, for all you ppl that dont know thats 7 grams of coke, THATS ALOT TO GET COUGHT WITH!!! i only got a few fines for being there an being under usage, but i had 2 coke baggys on be an i swalloed them the guard saw me do this too an kept asking me really odd questions like if my mom an dad where alive an stuff, it was the scarest experiance in my life i thoght i was gonna be fucked for life, my friend is on probation, got 10 thousand dollars in fines and is under house arrest. DONT DO COCAIN ITS THE FUCKING DEVIAL after this happened i quite coke an went to a rehab center, i do it now an then but every time i Crave it so bad once im going threw withdraw, i just dont do it much any more. i will never spend money on coke again.

second timei got cought was buy my mom... she dont care if i Trip an smoke pot, she has a problem with hard drugs an dealing tho and i lost alot of repect from her when i got coght ( same person i was with in the parking lot ) we were in my barn ( its like a hugh bar ) an she was out side licening to every thing it was teruble i felt to bad that night an just sat awake all night bc i was so railed an just had to think about it. once again COke IS the DEVILS BONE DUST DONT DO IT!!!

This i dont know if it is a story about geting busted but its a fun memory me an a friend an his dad where smokeing an driveing down there on this long stretch road an went to pass a car ( illigaly ) there was a car comeing the other direction we pased the car we where passing an the car went buy us was a fucking state cop ( it was night time ) his lights went on an he turned around like crazy ( state cops are good drives ) the car we passed was bettween us i had 2 pounds of pot in my box bag an my shrelock on me it was the day after i got it too !!! my friends dads like THROW EVERY THING OUT we went around this big turn an shawn my friend threw my book bag out the window an i kept my pipe in my hoodie pocket an didnt throw it there was no fucking way in hell i was gonna let go of my babie the cops pulls us over an starts talking i had a beanie on an had a blunt in my ear
( it was filled with tabacco i didnt roll it yet ) the cop asked to see every ones Id an shit bc he was a state cop an when i pulled mine out my Tops package was sitcking to the back of the id an i pushed it agest the window an made the paper packet fall down the seat an he went an did a run on my name in this time shawns dad wanted a cigaret ( he was pissed he got a fine an shit for passing the car ) an i gave him the blunt he ashed out the window an the cop told him it was a 310$ fine

shawns dad told him to collect the evedence. we got away shawn an me went back 15 mins latter and found my book bag an a dime bag that was shawns dad... what a night.

ill post more when i have time, i could talk about this subject for hours, i have been smokeing pot for a long time an had alot of crazy experiances. like i have said befor if pots not your thing then great, dont bitch about how gay i am for smokeing the herb I ALL READY KNOW

life is crazy, smoke

Maraxus · Post by **Maraxus** » 18 Aug 2004 11:25

zachatree wrote:hahah ya thats it

I have gotten cought buy ppl on the school board smokeing out side of school during school an the teachers said they where sad to see what i was doing with my life, but they didnt do any thing bc im a top student * the teacher said this word for word * so put that in your ceral an eat it, for every one whom says pot makes you a idiot.

I have also gotten busted with cocain on 2 acconts one was posestion of old baggys that where in my wallet, me an a friend parked in a collage campuse parking lot at 3 in the morning * stupidest thing ever * an got busted buy suecrity, my firned had a quarter ounce of cocain on him, for all you ppl that dont know thats 7 grams of coke, THATS ALOT TO GET COUGHT WITH!!! i only got a few fines for being there an being under usage, but i had 2 coke baggys on be an i swalloed them the guard saw me do this too an kept asking me really odd questions like if my mom an dad where alive an stuff, it was the scarest experiance in my life i thoght i was gonna be fucked for life, my friend is on probation, got 10 thousand dollars in fines and is under house arrest. DONT DO COCAIN ITS THE FUCKING DEVIAL after this happened i quite coke an went to a rehab center, i do it now an then but every time i Crave it so bad once im going threw withdraw, i just dont do it much any more. i will never spend money on coke again.

second timei got cought was buy my mom... she dont care if i Trip an smoke pot, she has a problem with hard drugs an dealing tho and i lost alot of repect from her when i got coght ( same person i was with in the parking lot ) we were in my barn ( its like a hugh bar ) an she was out side licening to every thing it was teruble i felt to bad that night an just sat awake all night bc i was so railed an just had to think about it. once again COke IS the DEVILS BONE DUST DONT DO IT!!!

This i dont know if it is a story about geting busted but its a fun memory me an a friend an his dad where smokeing an driveing down there on this long stretch road an went to pass a car ( illigaly ) there was a car comeing the other direction we pased the car we where passing an the car went buy us was a fucking state cop ( it was night time ) his lights went on an he turned around like crazy ( state cops are good drives ) the car we passed was bettween us i had 2 pounds of pot in my box bag an my shrelock on me it was the day after i got it too !!! my friends dads like THROW EVERY THING OUT we went around this big turn an shawn my friend threw my book bag out the window an i kept my pipe in my hoodie pocket an didnt throw it there was no fucking way in hell i was gonna let go of my babie the cops pulls us over an starts talking i had a beanie on an had a blunt in my ear
( it was filled with tabacco i didnt roll it yet ) the cop asked to see every ones Id an shit bc he was a state cop an when i pulled mine out my Tops package was sitcking to the back of the id an i pushed it agest the window an made the paper packet fall down the seat an he went an did a run on my name in this time shawns dad wanted a cigaret ( he was pissed he got a fine an shit for passing the car ) an i gave him the blunt he ashed out the window an the cop told him it was a 310$ fine shawns dad told him to collect the evedence. we got away shawn an me went back 15 mins latter and found my book bag an a dime bag that was shawns dad... what a night.

ill post more when i have time, i could talk about this subject for hours, i have been smokeing pot for a long time an had alot of crazy experiances. like i have said befor if pots not your thing then great, dont bitch about how gay i am for smokeing the herb I ALL READY KNOW

life is crazy, smoke

You sound like a fucking idiot.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 18 Aug 2004 11:27

Maraxus wrote:You sound like a fucking idiot.

hahah ya thats it

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 18 Aug 2004 11:34

mm kay

david · Post by **david** » 18 Aug 2004 12:40

but they didnt do any thing bc im a top student * the teacher said this word for word * so put that in your ceral an eat it, for every one whom says pot makes you a idiot.

Top student eh? High marks in spelling I'd predict.

Just messing. I think you guys just got lucky, and pot is risky shit to carry around a frikken boatload with you. Whatever, do what you want.

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 18 Aug 2004 12:43

i dont have normal english classes im in a class like sped, ed. But its bc english isnt my first language.

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 18 Aug 2004 15:24

Even though I don't smoke, this is THE BEST FRIGGING THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahah, you guys got so lucky, it's so funny!

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 18 Aug 2004 16:03

Whatsfootbag? · Post by **Whatsfootbag?** » 18 Aug 2004 16:59

got busted for drinking one night but didnt get away

...ok it was end of summer after my freshman year,like the last night we had before it was a school night..well my friend erin cole's parents are out of town so we decide to throw a party.its going great,people are showing up,we haev like 5000000000 cases of all sorts of beer,and im TOTALLY drunk...i had like 10 with 2 of my friends before anyone even showed up(pre-gaming it a little haha),and then everyone gets there and i have a few more..so im basically gone.then erin runs up to me laughing and im cracking open like my 12th or something,and she said"MY DAD IS COMING HOME HAHAHAHAH!".......my heart stopped.i ran inside to grab the trashbags with all teh cans in em and i hear the answering machine"ERIN YOU BETTER PICK UP IM ON MY WAY HOME RIGHT NOW YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!!!"so i JET down the street to a dumpster and dump the beer cans and when i get back..everyone's gone...well not gone,just WALKING TO MY HOUSE...which isnt too far...well everyone is about half way there and i see frazier half naked in the road trying to change cuase he threw up all over his old clothes.so i help him and run to the front of the group and start trying to turn them back.little did i know about 2 seconds after i started yelling,we are outside my house...well everoyne starts hanging out etc and im just freaking out cuase my parents were home and i smelled liek beer...yuup my fears were realized..my mom walks outside and says to me right away"blow in my face".....well ofcourse she smelled the alcohol and told everyone to leave right then and there.i proceeded to get a 2 hour yelling which i dont really remember to much of..that really sucked

innersmile · Post by **innersmile** » 18 Aug 2004 21:52

This is for all the people who choose not to do 'drugs':

Good for you. Really, well done to have resisted the temptation and peer pressure up to now. I have the utmost respect for your decision and I expect you to have the same for mine. So, please, keep your opinions about it to yourselves. If you haven't done it, your oppinion don't mean shit; sorry, it's a cold fact.

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 18 Aug 2004 23:58

okay, so i just got my hookah like 2 days befor (imported directly from egypt. for those of you that don't know what shisha is it's turkish tobacco that's marinated in puréd fruit and molases. you just put a hot coal on top of it to keep it burning and smoke it through a hookah, which is an elaborate water pipe) and i was sooooo happy. i had ordered it like 2 months befor and it finally arrived. any way, me and my buddy jeff decided to fire it up one night. well, we were at his place and his parents were just going up to bed so we decided not to smoke it in the house incase we made too much noise. we hit up the dale beer vendor and nabbed a 6er and went to the school nearby where i set every thing up on the ground. we had a nice long smoke, because shisha burns really slowly, and a beer or 2 each. about 45 minutes have gone by since we started the bowl, and it's all done, so i knock it out and put every thing in my bag and the left over beers behind the passenger seat where jeff was sitting.
i hop in the car, turn the key, fire up the engine, check my rear view mirror to see flashing lights come to a screeching hault be hind my car. i turn the key again, kill the engine, and place my hands on the steering wheel. jeff says "the beer!" and slams his seat back into a very lounged position, and then we wait.
"so, what have you boys been up to tonight?" says the cop holding his flashlight at just the perfect angle to make me have to squint to look out t him. jeff says "just smoking some shisha, officer." the guy's face light up like it was christmas morning! hand goes immediatly to his gun. "You've been smoking Hashish??? GET OUT OF THE CAR!"
i'm so fucked. "no no no," i say, trying to get us out of this, "shisha, it's different-" "sure it is. now, GET OUT OF THE CAR!"
we both slowly open our doors. "let me explain, shisha is flavored turkish tobacco. it's not hashish!" i say pleadingly. his face kinda sags a bit at this news. no drug bust. "really?"
pleased that i'm finally making some headway i continue "yeah, yeah, it's this tobacco and they marinate it in puréd fruit and molases to flavor it."
"really?" he says "how do you smoke it?". "you smoke it in a hookah." bank face. "you know, it's like this specially made pipe with a water chamber, and this tube and, and-" "in a bong" chimes in the cop.
"pardon me?" i try to play dumb. "you smoke it in a bong?"
"well..." i gave up "yeah, yeah in a bong."
and it becomes a drug bust again. "alright i want you to show me the instrument"
"it's in my bag."
"then get it... SLOWLY"
i reach across the seats and pull it out. "put it together." he barks. i put it together and kind of explain how it works as i do so because it's 2 feet tall and the cop looked interested in the size and shape of it. i think he was expecting a regular bong. he seemed pretty impressed with the way you just put the coal on top to keep it burning. so i put it all together minus the bowl. he notices right away.
"the bowl, let me see the bowl." i hand it to him and he starts sniffing it. he pulls his head back and has this amazed look on his face. "it smells like apples. wow, it smells good!"
"yeah, we had apple shsiha."
"do you have any more of it?"
"yeah. in my bag... i'm gonna take it out of the bag, okay...?" i pull out my gigantic brick of shsiha and hand it to him. he turns the box, trying to find writing other than arabic. he inexpertly opens the packaging.
"wow..." he then calls his partner over, "come have a sniff of this..." he hands it to her and they both start taking turns huffing the stuff!
i tell them to put their fingers in the molases and taste it. they do. looks of utter astonishment cross their faces.
"what does it taset like when you're smoking it?"
"pretty much like that."
they hand it all back to me. and it put it in my bag and get back in my car. dodged the bullet!
"well, that stuff is pretty interesting. now, who's been drinking?" well, now i'm not getting out of this one. "i had a beer befor we left, sir" says jeff, he then looks at me and says "but that was, what, an hour ago..." he did spoke the line like a fucking champ!
"any alcohol in the car boys?" asks the cop as he flashes the light in jeffs side of the car. "nope..." i was expecting a line like "well, then what's this?" or an "oh, really?" but instead got an "okay, you're free to go..." he said with disappointment.
i think he really wanted a drug bust.

kaos · Post by **kaos** » 19 Aug 2004 00:35

Yeah, shisha is the best. Here you can go to some restaurants/pubs, order a hookah (or "hubbly bubbly" as we call it (because of the sound it makes when you smoke it)) and almost any flavour of shisha you want. Then have a nice relaxing smoke, and a couple of beers, before you eat. Its cheap too ('bout R20 (=$3)).

EDIT (still a bit of topic, so sue me):

The way I like too smoke the hubbly:
- Fill the bowl with vodka, ice cold vodka (just leave it in the freezer for a few hours, it won't freeze). Add some ice in the bowl if you want to.
- Mix shisha (preferably apple flavour), with weed ('bout half/half).
- Put on the coal, and enjoy.

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 19 Aug 2004 01:28

innersmile wrote:This is for all the people who choose not to do 'drugs':

Good for you. Really, well done to have resisted the temptation and peer pressure up to now. I have the utmost respect for your decision and I expect you to have the same for mine. So, please, keep your opinions about it to yourselves. If you haven't done it, your oppinion don't mean shit; sorry, it's a cold fact.

EDIT because I a fucking idoit who didn't read half of the thread and thought this was pointed at me. So, I typed up my long fuck reply, posted it and then noticed other comments. My Bad

innersmile · Post by **innersmile** » 19 Aug 2004 03:27

EDIT because I a fucking idoit who didn't read half of the thread and thought this was pointed at me. So, I typed up my long fuck reply, posted it and then noticed other comments. My Bad

NP... I shouldn't bitch about this actually but it does get on my man boobs. It's the same thing in like 1000000000 threads. So, sorry for bitching everyone.

BTW: Your post had nothing in it to piss me off, thanks for digging the thread melissa...