quantum sleeper

ebo · Post by **ebo** » 20 Aug 2004 10:23

see what america's mass hysteria can result in:

"The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system
designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments" and
looks like it could double as a coffin in case it doesn't work as advertised."

(from:memepool.com)

kaos · Post by **kaos** » 20 Aug 2004 10:28

Silly Amelicans

ashleyd · Post by **ashleyd** » 20 Aug 2004 10:29

wtf. that is taking it to an extream.

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 20 Aug 2004 10:36

i should get one of them, id enjoy that, i could sit in it an BAKE

with tv, dvd, xbox, fridge, and microwave !!!

How pimp is that

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 20 Aug 2004 10:53

It's only $160,000 pimp if you get one of the lower-end models! Go Zach! I'm sure you can make that with all your laundering

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Personally I think that this is ridiculous. But then again, it's the next step to the Jetsons. In 500 years they'll look back on these and be like "Oh man those look SO uncomfortable. Look at all that space! You could fit 10 people in there! And I bet they got splinters. Life must've sucked then." Kinda like we do now. Word. But yeah, it's only $160,000 for a lower-end model.

wolfpac444 · Post by **wolfpac444** » 20 Aug 2004 10:56

Pretty pimp.

I think bakin' in a "high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments" with a TV, DVD player, Xbox, refrigerator, and mircrowave is truly the modern-day embodiment of the hippy ethos.

cd · Post by cd » 20 Aug 2004 11:23

Sure. Joke about it all you want... but we'll see who's laughing when the terror alert goes from teal to aqua-marine and you don't have your "Protection from Bio-Chemical terrorist attack, natural disaster, kidnappers/stalkers-- with bulletproof saferoom protection."

HooD · Post by **HooD** » 20 Aug 2004 13:10

I'll tell you what would blow, if the lock broke while you were in that thing...atleast you wouldn't have to buy a coffin...

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 20 Aug 2004 13:26

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

No wonder everyone laughs at americans.

Whatsfootbag? · Post by **Whatsfootbag?** » 20 Aug 2004 14:58

i swear some rapper is gonna buy that "pimp it out" and have it on Cribs.....

LameR · Post by **LameR** » 20 Aug 2004 19:35

It has a smoke detector but it said nothing about being fireproof. Have fun being burned alive while being water tight.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 20 Aug 2004 20:04

Cool!

Fuck footbag, I'm going to spend the rest of my life in one of those!

Tom - good call - Everything American makes me laugh

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 21 Aug 2004 08:52

smokedector be the frist thing to go if i boght it ^^

AIvanyo · Post by **AIvanyo** » 21 Aug 2004 09:10

thats way too funny. But why does it have protection for natural disasers if you're already in a house? Can't a house protect you too? Or, can you take this thing camping in the woods? Now that would be sweet.

crazydwarf · Post by **crazydwarf** » 21 Aug 2004 10:15

Oh us Americans we just come up with everything don't we... We are so um... creative, yeh that's it creative...

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 21 Aug 2004 11:52

ya, creative. My dad has a beer holster on his belt! Amricans are alright, noting wrong with being creative

HG · Post by HG » 21 Aug 2004 12:37

creative as opposed to? retarded?

i dont think its as much creative as it is lazy.

AIvanyo · Post by **AIvanyo** » 21 Aug 2004 12:45

yeah, I was gunna say it looked like a lazy-make-yourself-fat kind of thing.

MegaFighter_X · Post by **MegaFighter_X** » 21 Aug 2004 13:34

Wow.... That's for those super parinoid rich mother fuckers... Well... if it's sealed up tight, how do you get air? though filters? Well those filters will probably let some of the Biological death though. Take out the filters and cover up where they would be, and you asphyxiate! Great one...

Add this to the every expanding "Only in America" list.

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 21 Aug 2004 14:01

Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation