quantum sleeper

[Spadrick]

Thats actually not too bad, wouldnt be too hard to build a lesser model then that and install it in a lan party environment (dont install bulletproof anything or all that other safe shit, but keep the bed, fridge, increase the size of the plasma screen and hook up some alienware pcs and systems and shit, network the fuck out of it, dolby 7.1 and a huge sub under the mattress...)

You could have pimp lan parties with that shit right there!

And on a side note, if a tornado hits your house (like a F5 or somethin), wouldnt your new 'bed' go with the house and send you flying? It would rattle everything inside the super bed (including everything in your fridge). You would probly be dead before you hit the ground, and if not, you would be dead when you hit the ground. What if you survive? Who the hell is gonna think your in a wooden box? They would bulldoze you into oblivion as a piece of rubble.

And dont even get me started on earthquakes.

[marc]

Or how about how it protects you from floods. Then you can float down a raging river and wind up 100 miles away ! AND, run into 100 other things on your way down stream. Sounds awesome.

[Tommy]

sounds to me like it's just another rediculous thing that corporate america has thought of to make a shit load of money off of peoples fears. i must admit it looks kinda cool. but come on, this is getting a tad bit rediculous.