Worst movies ever

HG · Post by HG » 23 Aug 2004 17:01

Post the worst movies youve ever seen/havent seen cause they look like they suck.

without a paddle
scooby doo
garfield
dumb and dumberer
dicky roberts
joe dirt (had primitive humor)

any chick flick sux
i had to see 13 going on 30 and it SUCKED ASS!!! it had jennifer garner in it. so it sucked even more

post the movies that you hate the most!!!

marc · Post by **marc** » 23 Aug 2004 17:03

Bring it on again sucked. Such an upset after the awesome first Bring it on.

Ill add more to this post when I can think of other dumb movies.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 23 Aug 2004 17:44

Like 99% of hollywood movies.

Muffinman · Post by **Muffinman** » 23 Aug 2004 17:58

After watching Reservoir Dogs I felt like I had just wasted a valuable 2 hours of my life. I've never felt that way after watching a movie before.

HG · Post by HG » 23 Aug 2004 17:59

i felt the same way about reservoir dogs. it was really stupid

and i had high expectations

post more bad movies!

millenniumtree · Post by **millenniumtree** » 23 Aug 2004 18:00

Wild Things - popular movie only because of Denise Richard's breasts, the movie was seriously the worst I had ever seen though. :P It also features Kevin Bacon's "Bacon" Eeewwwww.

Mission to Mars - a few gross technical errors that really ticked me off.

Knights - Don't even think about seeing this.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 23 Aug 2004 18:31

I hated the Village.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 23 Aug 2004 18:34

Reign of Fire
Daredevil
any thing by Jean-Claude Van Damme and DMX

HG · Post by HG » 23 Aug 2004 18:53

the village was awesome. what are you talking about?

just because there was no monster doesnt make it crappy. you just have to think about it

shaggster · Post by **shaggster** » 23 Aug 2004 19:01

Johnny wrote:I hated the Village.

i second that motion, i went with a couple of friends and i thought it was gunna be scary, didnt jump a single time... waste of 7$

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 23 Aug 2004 19:12

HenryG wrote: just because there was no monster doesnt make it crappy.

Thanks for ruining the moive.

Just kidding, I a frined of mine told me the whole plot the day of opening

So many moives so little time:
Monster Inc.
The Core
13 going on 30 was soooo boring.
Collateral worst moive in awhile
open waters
Princess diary 2
Star wars edpisiode 1 and 2
Crossroads
riding in cars with boys or somwthing like that
Starky and Hutch was crap, exepet for Huggie Bear WHO KICKED ASS!
Stuck on you
spy kids 1-3 (I watched my bratty cousins for 6 hours who spit and bite and my reward is I get to go to spy kids with them. And then go home and wacth the other two)
Thats all I can think of now....

MegaFighter_X · Post by **MegaFighter_X** » 23 Aug 2004 19:55

the Hulk

Shit.. Can't think of any more...

ShredPirate · Post by **ShredPirate** » 23 Aug 2004 20:19

i have some good ones here...

dunston checks in
mortal kombat 2 (and/or 3)
baby geniuses 1 and 2
black knight (with martin lawrence)
jack frost
neverending story 2 and 3
air bud series
daddy daycare
corky romano (chris kattan movie)
scorpion king
SHAZAM!
the next karate kid
joe's apartment

that's all i have for now. i'll most more when i am inspired

PS: every Ernest movie can be considered horrible, or works of genius!

EDIT:

the magic skateboard
most valuable primate
major payne
quest for camelot
dungeons & dragons
a knight's tale
the pest
speed 2
cool as ice
surf ninjas
3 ninjas movies
drop dead fred
my boyfriend's dead
master of disguise

any movies with sinbad, tom arnold, whoopie goldberg, or pauly shore

LameR · Post by **LameR** » 23 Aug 2004 20:31

Starsky and Hutch was the shiz.

I personally thought Anchorman was wayyyy overhyped. The only funny parts were through Steve Correl (Brick).

I think Scarface is kinda lame, maybe because it was like 4am when I saw it, but I wasn't impressed at all.

I know there's others, I just haven't thought of them, maybe I'll add to this sometime.

shaggster · Post by **shaggster** » 23 Aug 2004 21:09

ShredPirate wrote:i have some good ones here...

mortal kombat 2 (and/or 3)

PS: every Ernest movie can be considered horrible, or works of genius!

DUDE Mortal Kombat Fucking Rocks... i mean the second one lui kang can turn into a dragon. And Ernest is the shiznit... i mean the Beez Neez, just watched Ernest goes to Africa and Ernest in the Army yesterday, i consider them works of genius!

ShredPirate · Post by **ShredPirate** » 23 Aug 2004 21:34

what about this mortal kombat 2 quote form the indian guy
"pretty cool huh? that was my animality!"
or the part where the evil girl teleports away by spinning (and you can see her feet moving to make her spin)
or just the WORST martial arts i've seen in a movie

innersmile · Post by **innersmile** » 23 Aug 2004 21:40

The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Star wars 1 & 2
All the LOTR movies, a waste of 9 hours of my life
Black Mask (Worst Chinese Jet Li Movie)
Kiss of the Dragon
Romeo Must Die
The Rugrats Movie (I have not seen this but I don't have to)
Batman Forever (with Mr Freeze)
Every Bond Movie since Mr Brosnan took over
Kevin & Perry go Large in Ibitha
21 grams
Wild Wild West

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 23 Aug 2004 23:48

innersmile wrote: All the LOTR movies, a waste of 9 hours of my life

Word

max · Post by **max** » 24 Aug 2004 00:27

wow you guys watch A LOT of movies...
An american friend of mine coaxed me into renting "dude where's my car" praising it as being "the funniest movie EVER"!

She doesn't get to pick movies anymore.

Juice · Post by **Juice** » 24 Aug 2004 01:01

I agree with marc that Bring it on Again sucked and so did The Langaleers (sp?)

And i forgot the name of this other movie i saw once, it was about these 2 african-american flat mates and they got robbed, and the robber stole theyre rent money. And they get a job as security dudes, and theres this pimp in it aswell. Can someone help me out?