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man, just walk through a safeway parking lot. a condom will float your way soon enough. a plastic bag will work in a pinch. wrap it up and tie it off with the little handle things! i do not recomend zip-lock bags. pointy edges...
in fact i know many a trick with the ol' safeway bag...
ever fill it up with vaseline, slip it between the cushions of the couch, get down on you knees, and pump it for all it's worth???
oh...
yeah... me neither...
in fact i know many a trick with the ol' safeway bag...
ever fill it up with vaseline, slip it between the cushions of the couch, get down on you knees, and pump it for all it's worth???
oh...
yeah... me neither...
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Durex or Trojan
Um, not to preach or anything but, in Afirca anyway (and everywhere else actually) , it's just fucking stoopid to have sex without a jimmy hat these days. I mean, if it's a one night stand, think of how many there could have been before you. As Tu Pac said, "I hate to sound sleazy but tease me; I don't want it if it's that easy". Even Snoop gave his nod of approval to the domes in G-thang, "Before me diggin a bitch I have to find a contraceptive, you never know she could be earning her man and learning her man, and at the same time burning her man". I'm not being sexist or anything, I hope girls insist on the guy having one too. So many people fuck up their lives for 10 minutes of pleasure. It's not worth it. Luck has been with you guys so far but luck, like everything else in life runs out. Why take the chance, seriously? They're not that bad and, hey, they can be fun to put on...
If you don't know the person that well, and don't have a condom there are hundreds of things you can do to entertain yourselves. Seriously, stack the odds in your favour, it can't hurt.
Don't be dumb, don't be silly and put a condom on your willy (until you know the person well enough at least),

Um, not to preach or anything but, in Afirca anyway (and everywhere else actually) , it's just fucking stoopid to have sex without a jimmy hat these days. I mean, if it's a one night stand, think of how many there could have been before you. As Tu Pac said, "I hate to sound sleazy but tease me; I don't want it if it's that easy". Even Snoop gave his nod of approval to the domes in G-thang, "Before me diggin a bitch I have to find a contraceptive, you never know she could be earning her man and learning her man, and at the same time burning her man". I'm not being sexist or anything, I hope girls insist on the guy having one too. So many people fuck up their lives for 10 minutes of pleasure. It's not worth it. Luck has been with you guys so far but luck, like everything else in life runs out. Why take the chance, seriously? They're not that bad and, hey, they can be fun to put on...
If you don't know the person that well, and don't have a condom there are hundreds of things you can do to entertain yourselves. Seriously, stack the odds in your favour, it can't hurt.
Don't be dumb, don't be silly and put a condom on your willy (until you know the person well enough at least),
Greg
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I'm really starting to not like modified with all these threads. This is pretty stupid in my eyes, sorry sandman. But seriosly, why do you want to talk about diffrent types of condoms? Theres things that belong in this section of the forum, but am I the only one who think this is too far?
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This thread isnt stupid man, its a totaly legitimate way to find better ways to have protected sex. What the hell is wrong with that? Sounds pretty prudish to me.....Somebody aint been getting some fer a while ehh? haha that was a joke dont ban me again for the love of god.
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This thread isnt stupid man, its a totaly legitimate way to find better ways to have protected sex. What the hell is wrong with that? Sounds pretty prudish to me.....Somebody aint been getting some fer a while ehh? haha that was a joke dont ban me again for the love of god.
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