Pick up lines

[sandman420]

You need to have a watch on to do this line.

Walk up to the girl. Put your watch up to your ear and say

You: "my watch is telling me secrets about you"
Girl: "What?"
You: "Its telling me dirty little secrets..."
Girl: "Whats it telling you?"
You: "Its telling me that your not wearing nay underwear"
Girl: "Well your watch is lying, I am wearing undies"

Look at your watch carefully for a second...

You: "Ohh...Im sorry its about 30 minutes fast"


This ACTAULY worked for a friend of mine the other day!

Anyone else know any good ones?

[max]

that line is too old

[sandman420]

ok ok this is a good one because its kinda cute, always makes em laugh if you do it right.


What you do is take 2 of the really well known cheesy lines like

"your dad must be in prison, cause he stole the stars and put em in your eyes"

and

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven"

and mix em up all sloppy like and get em confused but be able to tell that your mixing up 2 different lines kinda like

"did it hurt when...your father...stole heaven......angels....fell...what?"

always gets a smile and thats whats important.

[innersmile]

I like "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" but it seldom gets anything but a slap or look of death. I've never used it though, not my style.

or, "Breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?" or, "hey beautiful, you want to buy me a drink?"

Another cool one, is ask a girl her name and write it down on a peice of paper. When she askes what you're doing just say that you're telling Santa exactly what you want for Xmas...

Pick up lines are a little cheesy and unless I'm really dumbling strunk I don't resort to them. One of the best is still, "Do you have a light?", it's worked time and time again.



EDIT: What's a girl like you doing in a fine place like this? I've actually used that and it worked out ok. More of joke but I got somewhere.

[qphox]

A fellow my Dad knows told me a technique of his over a few beers.

He used to work at a bank, so when they'd clear out all the receipts and whatnot from the trash can by the ATM, he'd pocket the ones with large figures, put them in his wallet.

Then, at a club or *wherever*, when he'd give his number to some girl, he'd write his name and number on the back of one of the receipts.

Bling.

Kinda clever, I'd say.

[dblthnk84]

thats the greatest. Thanks for sharing.
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[B_Man]

Kevin has struck gold

These ones my friend made up while we were at provincials for Track & Field last year.

You - "Hey, do you have your ticket"
Her - "What?"
You - "To THE GUN SHOW! (as you flex and kiss your bicep)"

You - "Are you a plumber?"
Her - "No, why?"
You - "Because I have a leaky pipe for you to fix."

You - "Are you a lumberjack?"
Her - "No..."
You - "Because you sure know how to handle wood."

You - "Are you in the scouts?"
Her - "No."
You - "Well you sure know how to pitch my tent."


Ok, I'll bite. They are horrible lines. But it is sooooooooooooooooooo hilarious when you use them on strangers, especially when you are wearing a 2 dollar plastic SWAT helmet

[Matt]

Is your mother a seamstress?
huh?
Because IM RIPPED!!!

[LameR]

You - "Hey, do you have your ticket"
Her - "What?"

My friend used that one last year, sooo funny because he has an asian accent. He also said a few days later:

"Guy, I suspended."
"Why Tanner?"
"Cuz I brought these GUNS to school!"
*insert flex+kiss bicep plus smile*

[Tsiangkun]

you like with the white (Juhite) meat ?

[Whatsfootbag?]

hey baby,you got a band-aid?
Why?
CUASE IM CUT! *flex abs pecks etc*


Hey,wanna go get some chicken?maybe some sex?(that one's the charmer )