Hey, it's me, you're favourite soccer expert guy under the guise of 'GUEST'. They'll never know, MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, match day 2 of both group stages in the Champions League has been and gone. Here's the latest results:
Monaco 2 vs. Deportivo 0
Depor's woes continue. Monaco are not the same side that reached the finals last year and yet Depor are still not getting results. Not good enough.
Olympiakos 1 vs. Liverpool 0
The worst fucking Liverpool display I have ever seen!!! Not 1 shot on target for the entire 90 mins is laughable at this level. Rivaldo was the man of the match for me. It seems he's ready to do the dirty work for the Greek giants.
Dynamo Kiev 4 vs. B. Leverkusen 2
Good win for the Ukrane team who may just be able to steal qualification for the next round. BL will be dissappointed esp after thrashing Madrid on day 1.
Real Madrid 4 vs Roma 2
Madrid were 2 nil down at half time but a brilliant come back led by captain Raul finally gave the Bernabeu something to cheer about. Better from Madrid. YAY.
Bayern Munich 4 vs. Ajax 0
Eek! Poor Ajax. Seems the young Dutch side were overwhelmed by Munich's clinical organisation. Makaay scored at least twice in the game (scoring 8 of Bayern's 9 last golas)
Juventus 1 vs. Maccabi Tel Aviv 0
Great result for Maccabi! Seriously, many would have forseen a 7 goal slaughter in Turin. But, 3 points are 3 points for Juve...
Man U 6 vs. Fernabache 2
ROONEY!!!! Or, ROONALDO as they call him made his debut both for United and the Champ's League. How does he handle the pressure? He goes on to score a hatric, and a great one at that! Amazing. Not since 1905 has a player scored a hatric on his debut for United. The boy is still 18.
Sparta Prauge 1 vs. Lyon 2
Good away result for Lyon who had to come back from a goal down.
PSV Eindhoven 1 vs. Panathanaios 0
3 points for the dutch team who were unlucky to come away empty handed against the Arsenal.
Rosenborg 1 vs. Arsenal 1
Arsenal went 1 nil up inside 10 mins but failed to kill off a well organised opposition. Wenger will lament his cautious approach and see this as 2 ponts dropped.
Milan 3 vs. Celtic 1
Milan were favourites but the game was even until the dying minutes. Celtic still looking for their first away win in the comp.
Barcelona 3 vs. Shaktor 0
Like I said, watch this team every chance you get! By far the most exciting side in Europe and possible the world with a glut of attacking talent that'll tear any defence appart eventaully.
Anderlecht 1 vs. Inter Milan 3
Good win for Inter, although speculation around Vieri continues to grow as he was left out of the squad last night.
Werder Bremmen 2 vs. Valencia 1
The Che threw away a 1 goal lead to eventaully come away empty handed.
CSKA Moscow 2 vs. PSG 0
Pari Saint Germain have had a terrible start to the season and it looks like the champ's league will be no different.
Chelsea 3 vs. Porto 1
Ex Porto boss Jose M was spat on by Porto supporters. He stayed calm and won the game. Chelsea's defence have only been breached twice this entire season.
A big match on Sunday when Liverpool travel to miserly Chelsea. Let's hope the Reds can turn their away form around when it counts!
Enjoy, comment, argue, praise and cry...
