I'll start off:
-Blew a hurnia (sp?)?
-Tried an ass stall and got something stuck?
-Maybe there really IS something stuck up his ass?
-Tried to turn himself into a living hackey sack by stuffing himself full of beads......?
-Viagara emergency? aka. contortion accident
-Tried a chin stall in the men's room and got something broken?
-Sex Change to become a Man?
What do you think??
