Do it for the money

HooD · Post by **HooD** » 06 Nov 2005 18:02

So... what have you done for money ? Not like, workin the reg. 8-5 or whatever, I'm talkin bout people throwin in money for you doing somethin more than likely stupid/gross ?

The reason I bring this up is someone just told me they drank a cup of water that had like 20 cig butts sitting in it for $75 bucks at work. I'm poor, so I said I'd do it right now for the right price. If I drank this cup of nicotine juice that has been marinated in cigarette butts for like 1 week, and keep it down, I'd get $50 bucks plus 2 pizzas...well, it's now in my belly and I feel all woo woo, maybe it's that or the vodka, or both. So what have you done ?? or seen ?

HooD · Post by **HooD** » 06 Nov 2005 18:04

I just thought of a good one...maybe the CiC can tell the story since I wasn't conscious... crab juice... tell it CiC.

peanutbuterboy · Post by **peanutbuterboy** » 06 Nov 2005 18:36

dude I feel sick just reading your story...though one time I ate 13 packets of mayo for a dollar.

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » 06 Nov 2005 18:40

One time I was at a german restaurant on a field trip with my school. There was a big, big bowl of mustard, and I told the kid sitting next to me that I would give him a hackysack if he ate the whole thing. He did. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. The mustard smelled nasty and was kind of green. But he did get a free footbag.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 06 Nov 2005 18:57

definitely my area of expertise. i almost never turn down a dare. i told this to some friends of mine, who set out to dare me something i would refuse. i wound up sucking on my swim coach's toes (he didnt see me coming), and stuff like that. i stuck a live fish down my pants. oh! just the other day, i was downtown (boston), with some friends. one person had a roll of raw biscuits that some people were ripping balls off of and eating. i took one, and tried to footbag with it, but it kept getting stuck to my shoe and falling to the sidewalk. remember...raw dough. of course i ate it. though i also spit it straight into the air and caught it in my mouth again, then ate it. i got my start in elemtary school, licking the bottom of my shoe to freak out the girls. one time (ok, actually more than once) i licked a moving subway train (it had just arrived at the station, so it was moving really fast...i liked the window on the outside...so dusty!) when the patriots won the super bowl a few years back, i got massively drunk at the parade, and picked up a bottle of mountain dew with an inch left in the bottom and drank it. i cant stand people who refuse to touch the poles on the train because they claim they are too dirty. whenever anyone tells me this, i lick the pole. i got into a orange-juice drinking contest with some guys...i drank 9 mugs of it. i was horribly bloated and really cold on the inside. right up until i puked about 15 times. haha, i just realized NONE of these have to do with money. i usually dont get 'bets' because people know dares are enough for me. me and my brother urintated into a public fountain in broad daylight, in the middle of downtown. also downtown, i stripped down to a speedoo, and let him and a friend whip 2 dozen raw eggs at me, while they video-taped it. unfortunatly i have no way to convert it from VHS, or i would gladly provide the footage. those eggs hurt! shooting fireworks out the window of a moving vehicle. i actually pissed into a newpaper container thing just last night. i broke into my school by climbing up the outside of the building, onto the roof, on the weekend to get a bag of weed out of my locker. i have some more, if anyone's interested.

professor · Post by **professor** » 06 Nov 2005 19:07

And us American's wonder why other countries think we are insane....

pips · Post by **pips** » 06 Nov 2005 19:24

I can't think of doing anything gross for money. I bet I can't remember, cuz I probably never have done anything gross. I can only remember that my buddy thought I couldn't ride my bike up a really steep hill without having to stand up to pedal. He said he'd give me a dollar if I could, and I did. Yippie...I'm so bad...

This doesn't have to do with money, but one of my mallrat friends started a game called "I'll drink it if you drink it" when we hang out at Denny's. Someone makes a drink out of all the drinks, food, etc. (anything eatable on the table really), and we all try it. Haha. Some of the drinks actually didn't turn out too bad.

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 06 Nov 2005 20:13

slapdash21 wrote: i wound up sucking on my swim coach's toes (he didnt see me coming), and stuff like that. i

:lol::lol::lol:

Chim-Chim · Post by **Chim-Chim** » 06 Nov 2005 20:16

seek help

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 06 Nov 2005 20:34

Firstly:

Peter: "i licked a moving subway train (it had just arrived at the station, so it was moving really fast...i liked the window on the outside...so dusty!)" -Haha, that one is good.

Anyways, I usually do a bunch of little stuff, usually at the mall. One time I had to find some random chicks and get my picture taken in the photo-booth with them (and did of course, lol). Another time I walked into victoria secret and asked what size my breast are so I could try on some clothing. She asked if I was serious or joking, I said both, and then she threatend to get the manager so I left. I've walked into a clothing store and asked if womens dresses make me look fat. Walked into a cellphone store and asked if they sold cell phones, "Are you serious??" "OH! There they are!" Hmmm, but my male friend who is straight wore a shirt that says "I [heart] dick" and there wasn't any pictures, so there wasn't any puns. He walked around the mall wearing it. I have some pic of it and will post later If I can find them.

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 06 Nov 2005 21:05

slapdash21 wrote:i have some more, if anyone's interested.

I'm interested! Keep coming with them!

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 07 Nov 2005 06:23

my favorite story has NOTHING to do with money. but it was an embaressing situation. i feel like i may have already told this story, but im not sure.
i was heading out to a date with my girlfriend, now ex, about 2 years ago, on the train. earlier that day i had eaten the WORST stuff, like...6 cupcakes and all this fried stuff, etc. so as soon as i got on the train, i started to feel sick, deep in my tummy. i realized i was going to have to shit fairly soon, but i was on the train, and most of the stations dont have working bathrooms. but i knew if i made it to a certain station, i could go to the bathroom in the food court outside the station, so i just found a seat, and squeezed it in. i was doin ok, as the train sped along. finally i arrived at the station, and the situation had become FAR more grave as i traveled. so i walked off the train at a half-jog. i was headed for the food court, but then i remembered there was a bathroom in the basement of the mcdonalds, that was closer than the food court, so i walked in calmly. yep. the basement was roped off. i started sweating at this point, and just turned around and walked out. heading to the food court. as i got closer i decided i wasnt gonna make it if i didnt start actually jogging...so i was literally holding the sides of my ass and running. i made it to the door gasping for breath, and grabbed the handle of the door...
locked.
i guess its hard to find a bathroom at 7:00 PM downtown. at this point i was already late for the date that i was going to...
i knew my last chance was to make it to the burger king that was slightly further along. i started off at a desperate run. i didnt make it 3 steps before the shit started literally dripping out, as i ran. yep, it was a wet one. so i finally made it to the burger king bathroom. yeah, open and everything. spent like 20 minutes in there cleaning myself up. i decided to take my boxers off, fold em to the inside and pocket em. i went back into the train system, and started to head off to the date, however, in realized i smelled like shit so i ditched the boxers in the trash of the train station, and got to the date about half an hour late.
i only told her why at the end of the date

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 07 Nov 2005 06:47

I would do a lot more stuff for money if people were prepared to put the money out there. I often ask how much I'd get and then get knocked back. The only thing recently that springs to mind was discussing all the things that could be used as a weapon on a plane and unsuccessfully trying to draw blood from my own arm with some chocolate - I think I would have got $20.

habitat · Post by **habitat** » 07 Nov 2005 14:12

hmmm money huh

I once sat in a chair on top of a 5 foot stage and did a 360 off of it while still sitting for $1

Back in junior high, there was this fat chick on our grade. She was kinda weird, but cool I guess. Everyone made fun of her and it was sad. This is back in the time that I smoked weed everyday. I needed $10 to get a dub, so I looked around and wondered how to get it. I saw her and thought of it. I got my whole lunch table to pitch in $10. So I followed her out into the courtyard. I had the WHOLE lunch room following me, straight pied piper type shiz. (which also attracted the principal

) I came up behind her and grabed her ass, double handed monster squeeze. I turned around and ran straight into the principal. I got suspended for 7 days and almost got charged with sexual harrassment. The cool thing about it was while I was in the principal's office, he left to get something and then through a side door my buddy ben opens it up and slams the $$$ on the table and walks out just as the principal is walking back into the room. It was like a movie.

No money: I was dared to do a 900 while jumping on a trampoline. I tried and leaned over too much and lost where I was. I ended up smacking my face at mach 37 against the bar and bled everywhere. My gums got stuck in my teeth and i had to walk home. Every since then, it always feels like there is air in my upper lip and im missing gum.

HG · Post by HG » 07 Nov 2005 14:22

lmao james got pwn3d

ummm.....

one time we were warming up for soccer, and this weird kid on our team was pulling up. Someone bet me $20 that i couldnt get the ball in his window. I hit him right in the face. pwn3d. $20 for me.

PS the car was moving while i own3d him. what a nub

Mightymic · Post by **Mightymic** » 07 Nov 2005 15:24

i was dared to never use gay internet lingo, little to the "darers" surprise i never used gay internet lingo, 500 dollars for me

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 07 Nov 2005 16:05

HooD wrote:I just thought of a good one...maybe the CiC can tell the story since I wasn't conscious... crab juice... tell it CiC.

It wasn't for money so it would be off topic

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 Nov 2005 19:45

HooD wrote: The reason I bring this up is someone just told me they drank a cup of water that had like 20 cig butts sitting in it for $75 bucks at work. I'm poor, so I said I'd do it right now for the right price. If I drank this cup of nicotine juice that has been marinated in cigarette butts for like 1 week, and keep it down, I'd get $50 bucks plus 2 pizzas...well, it's now in my belly and I feel all woo woo

Oh hell no. Man you got gyped! I would do that for like 5,000 bucks minimum.

However, I did drink a bottle of Texas Pete one time at a party for 100 bucks. But man, that stuff's not even that hot. I almost went on the road with that gig. Oh, and NO my ass wasn't burning the next day. Seriously, this is a trade secret. If you do this at a party, people will pay you and it's not bad at all. It's like drinking slightly spicy tomato juice. If you're drunk, you don't even taste it!

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 08 Nov 2005 00:17

Zeke wrote:
HooD wrote:I just thought of a good one...maybe the CiC can tell the story since I wasn't conscious... crab juice... tell it CiC.
It wasn't for money so it would be off topic

You can read all about it in Zeke's write up on WV JAM 2 in the CIC blog...umm...that is...when he finishes it.

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