Hecklers!

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 30 Dec 2005 16:09

To help people shred harder during comps-let's think of some creative heckles:

Jordan: You dex like a hacky slacker!

Matt Cross: Show us some of that ghetto booty!

It's easy! Now add your own!

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 31 Dec 2005 01:30

Splint wrote:I'd probably smack the person who heckled me. No shit. It's not encouragement in any way what-so-ever. It's demeaning and crule.

habitat · Post by **habitat** » 31 Dec 2005 02:58

Shark Fin!!!!!!!!

Toe Salad!!!!!!!

School Boy!!!!!!

professor · Post by **professor** » 31 Dec 2005 09:34

Yelling "THE" at random times during a shred usually works for me.

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 31 Dec 2005 09:58

professor wrote:Yelling "THE" at random times during a shred usually works for me.

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 31 Dec 2005 10:15

Splint wrote:I'd probably smack the person who heckled me. No shit. It's not encouragement in any way what-so-ever. It's demeaning and crule.

Is that the best you can do?

[by the way-this thread's as serious as the 'Bush Assasination']

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 01 Jan 2006 01:30

I got one...

Hey Vindicator... you dex like a pregnant Yak!

Josh B · Post by **Josh B** » 02 Jan 2006 22:24

my GRANDMA shreds better than you!!! and shes DEAD!!!

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 04 Jan 2006 13:21

Lmao

The last two were my favorite

Splint wrote:I got one...
Hey Vindicator... you dex like a pregnant Yak!

Props for creativity! And accuracy

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 04 Jan 2006 14:12

Nice shorts, do they have those for men?

If I had legs like yours I'd walk on my hands

EDIT

TheVindicator wrote:To help people shred harder during comps-let's think of some creative heckles:

OK, ok lemme try this again...

Shred 30? I thought this was a contest to see who could pick it up off the floor the most and THAT GUY was winning! ok I give up

EDIT II
That move kicked ass... in the 80's

Did you get Steve Blough's permission to do that move?

Hey, you know they made a Tricks of the Trade 2, right?

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 06 Feb 2006 09:50

I can't think of any other place to put this...

Once while I was in a circle watching James Risden shred, someone pasing by commented, " Wow, that girl is really good!"

James, if your reading this...I'm sorry, man! Glad you cut your hair though

mc · Post by mc » 06 Feb 2006 10:38

how about this...

"Oh, look, it's Jorden The Destroyer Moir! Emphasis on THE!!!"

I hope this is just a joke thread... Competing at footbag can make some people (like me) pretty tense, and heckling definitely doesn't help...

saying that reminds me of a few pre-comp comments that I wish I hadn't made

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 06 Feb 2006 12:54

"Matt can't-Crossbody!!!!!!!"