First SB Officially Sanctioned Shred Complete!

[Senor Grommet]

Attention Forum,
We had a huge turn out this year. Everybody who knew about the tournament came to Santa Barbara this Thursday, for an evening of epic shred. Talent such as Bryan "Blackjack" Fournier and Chris "Special Delivery" Pinkus were on hand as well as the host, Senor Grommet. Here are just a few of the hightlights:
-six hours of shred, split into 2.5 and 3.5 hour sessions in one evening (and early morning)
-two bags shredded to near retirement by the three aforementioned shredders and their blades
-food at Chili's, huge bowl of chips and salsa, molten lava chocolate cake and some homework on the side (it was a school night)
-HUGE combos, SICK runs, NEW moves, and an injury

Session Highlights:

Fournier busted: fog to smog; swirling reverse swirl; spinning paradox symposium mirage; four consecutive atom smashers; pixie ss barrage; paradox torques everywhere!!; food processor; tomahawk; ps whirls; blurry whirls; and the most styley and effortless runs I've ever seen.

Pinkus busted: symposium bubba beater to pixie diving clipper; ps eggbeater to pigbeater to smog; symposium mantis (gyro symposium eggbeater); stampede; backside symposium smog; pixie spinning mirage; getting closer to boulder beater; tons of unique triple dexes

Mirken busted: eight consecutive atom smashers; first five to five combo ever- blurry whirl to ps whirl; atomic drifter; atomic whirl; atomic DLO; pixie whirl; pixie same eggbeater; the renaissance of my quantum set: toe blur, toe blizzard, quantum same reverse whirl, nearly misses "quantum same reverse whirling cross body rake" which I hope to name "Quake", nearly dies trying to hit quantum same paradon; pixie same double over down; stepping same side simple swirl.

Thank you very much Bryan and Chris for being the first shredders EVER to come to Santa Barbara besides Dat. I had the most intense sessions of my life, yet some how the atmosphere was always so light. I hope you all can make it to the next Santa Barbara jam which will likely occur two weeks from now.

Peace,
Senor Grommet

[wolfpac444]

although, i am just beginning (can hit most of the 2-add moves), i would definitely want to come up and shred for awhile next time you guys meet

mike

[ToeGuiltless]

ill be there for sure!
it's the only event i havent missed yet!

[QuantumBalance]

what the fuck

edit
you know who was the one person who voted yes? ME so you better contact me next time

[Matt]

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