passin a drug test

shaggster · Post by **shaggster** » 25 Sep 2006 18:53

k i know all you little kids are gunna bitch at me and shit but what are some ways to pass a drug test without buying any stupid shit... i was thinking have a clean person piss in a condom keep in near my crotch and put hand warmers around it to keep it warm.. what are some other good (fool proof) ways

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 25 Sep 2006 18:56

I'm pretty sure it's against forum rules to discuss how to perform illegal activities such as this.

shaggster · Post by **shaggster** » 25 Sep 2006 18:57

alright well go look at how many threads show peoples thought on how to smoke marijuana why dont you

gangsta · Post by **gangsta** » 25 Sep 2006 19:15

Don't take any drugs in the weeks before your drug test.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 25 Sep 2006 19:16

gangsta wrote:Don't take any drugs in the weeks before your drug test.

thats a stoner response if i ever saw one.

shreddaily · Post by **shreddaily** » 25 Sep 2006 19:24

shag: you forgot to mention:
1 what drugs you are trieing to stear clear of
and
2 what method they are using to test your urine

I have no advise, as I am a DARE graduate, but anyone who does would probably need that info.

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 25 Sep 2006 19:27

I'm pretty sure there's a difference between discussing how to directly evade the law and how to best intake a drug which is actually legal in a lot of places. But whatever.

shaggster · Post by **shaggster** » 25 Sep 2006 19:54

piss test. marijuana. answer your questions nate? i have to go wednesday if that helps too haha

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 25 Sep 2006 20:31

marijuana doesnt normally leave your system for a whole month.

its monday.
your test is wednesday.
youre kinda last minute sobering.

the normal way people pass piss tests is by not doing drugs. but obviously its too late for you to do that. that was your best option and lets face it, you blew it.

normal places you go to pass a drug test stay in the same room with you while you go or they wait outside the door with it cracked. they dont nessicarily watch you piss (depending on the place) but they can hear if youre struggling in untieing a condom or putting something in the cup.

if youre wanting to "detoxify" your body... such as getting rid of any impurities (like some body builders do or athletes that have to be in top shape and not be sick) water and exercise are your best options. but that doesnt mean it will work. ive known people that will drink 3 gallons of water a day for a couple days before a test and they take the test and it fails... or sometimes it works. everyones bodies differ.

and i think when someone asked earlier what kind of test you were taking they meant are you taking the dipstick test or are you going to a lab to get the test taken. if youre going to the lab to take a test then youre pretty much boned and you dont really have hope in passing that. those tests can tell how much water is in youre urine and if there is too much water then they make you take the test over.

ive even heard of people putting clean piss in a zippy and putting on top of the car air vent and turning on the heater but thats gross and its wrong and it didnt work.

there is also the myth about the guy that was going into the navy and he got his girlfriend to piss for him. when he went in they put the piss in a "machine" and whether you are girl or boy they test pregnancy because its in the machine. well the tests came back and the guy was pregnant. so not only was he in trouble with the navy... his girlfriend was pregnant.

the only option you really have is to face the music and take responsibility for your actions. sure you dont want to hear that... but its a fact. if you go in to take the test and you fail... the consequences would be far better for you than someone catching you trying to untie a condom of piss with your pants down.

sorry dude. you just have to get over failing. the moral of your mistakes is "everyone makes mistakes but dont make things worse for yourself and just take responsibility for your actions"

shaggster · Post by **shaggster** » 25 Sep 2006 20:38

with the condom i would keep a pin in my pants to poke a hole into it.. also they pat you down so i would have to crotch the condom and keep it warm with the hand warmers... this is what i came up with i'm just looking for similar ideas

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 25 Sep 2006 20:41

bad idea. enough said.

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 25 Sep 2006 20:48

i think it's a great idea and you should totally do it.

jon · Post by **jon** » 25 Sep 2006 21:02

Who is drug testing you? Did you know there were going to be testing you? If so, why did you smoke?

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 26 Sep 2006 03:32

jeez, there's an awful lot of negativity in this thread. none of you are helping him at all, just telling him why or how he's screwed.
its definitely worth drinking a reasonable amount of water and excersising a lot. that cant hurt. and im trying to think...i cant remember what liquid it was but i think someone said a good amount of vinegar will do the trick, but that was far from proven in my mind. but people have mentioned it. sorry if its wrong and i seem scatterbrained. there's a reason for it.
pEace.

The Randallizer · Post by **The Randallizer** » 26 Sep 2006 06:59

use a search engine

... was that not the most obvious route for information?

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 26 Sep 2006 07:55

mc · Post by mc » 26 Sep 2006 09:32

I don't understand why this is being asked on a footbag forum. Instead of asking a bunch of young people who are most likely entirely unqualified to answer, why don't you go to google.com and do a quick search and check out some different sources that are probably a lot more credible than any of the advice you'll get on this forum?

Aside from the fact that I feel that your rationale in asking here is flawed, I also think it's an inappropriate topic, and I wish you'd research this kind of thing in a more sensible, appropriate manner. There's really no reason to be posting this on modified.

edit: why don't you steal some pee from Felix Zenger and then take credit for it's cleanliness yourself?

dp · Post by dp » 26 Sep 2006 12:11

edit: why don't you steal some pee from Felix Zenger and then take credit for it's cleanliness yourself?

BAM!

Post by **Zac Miley** » 26 Sep 2006 16:15

OH SHIT HE GOT PWNED!

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 26 Sep 2006 18:00

I think the condom idea is pretty good. As far as heating the water up more efficiently, could boil some, put it in a thermos, drive to wherever you're getting your UA, put it in a flask (Watch for burns), and then stroll in their and do your thing with the condom.

While I don't usually promote unhonest behavior, you're reason for getting UA'd is probably ridiculous enough to justify whatever means necesary.