I've had the worst day!

Texta · Post by **Texta** » 11 Mar 2007 02:53

We've seen videos of people being killed. To some extent, we've also seen it in movies. While you sit back and possibly laugh at the video, it doesnt strike you very much because its just pixels. But its much different when you see it in person.

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole bus load of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air...

dp · Post by dp » 11 Mar 2007 07:49

I'm happy that you're safe now in Bel-Air.

jay7 · Post by **jay7** » 11 Mar 2007 08:42

Holy shit. My jaw actually dropped, even though I was just reading pixels.

jon · Post by **jon** » 11 Mar 2007 09:07

Lame and ripped from some other forum most likely. You just hit that joke weak sauce.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 11 Mar 2007 09:44

That is insane!

Where are you from? So I don't end up in the same situation

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 11 Mar 2007 12:09

i agree with jon. if that were even a real situation i doubt you would a. share it with strangers and, b. end it with lame ass will smith. dont you have better things to do than make up horrifying stories? if the story were true, you should see a shrink. if the story werent true, you should see a shrink anyway

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 11 Mar 2007 12:36

Wait.. so is this a real story?

I know that the ending was fresh prince but was that just the story teller being silly to end the story?

Jon, you're so quick to denounce it, are you sure?

It's like.. a fine story, but totally not worth the fib just to pull a 'surprise' joke ending.

dyalander · Post by **dyalander** » 11 Mar 2007 15:56

I don't know that's a pretty good ending - it cracked me up.
But then that might say more about me than it does about the joke

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 11 Mar 2007 17:15

Yeh that shit was funny as

Maybe we Ozzies have a different sense of humour...

Hey Kester

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 11 Mar 2007 17:50

I only read the first sentence, then I was like; "you rode a school bus, loln00b"

Post by **Zac Miley** » 11 Mar 2007 18:59

Jeremy wrote:I only read the first sentence, then I was like; "you rode a school bus, loln00b"

lmao.

Bagira · Post by **Bagira** » 15 Mar 2007 20:22

I smell a copypasta.

Anexthesis · Post by **Anexthesis** » 16 Mar 2007 12:35

Everyone who was shocked just got Bel-Aired.