Funny stories

sanuke okumatzu · Post by **sanuke okumatzu** » 22 Apr 2007 17:51

Me and a bud were screwing around underneath his street-lamp last night; toe spiking a crappy bag a good 100 sum odd feet into the air back and forth, good wholesome nighttime fun. I decide one time to go all out and just slam the bag as hard as I can , the thing goes hurtling up, while the bag is in the air we hear a thud and a squeal. Then two things hit the ground behind us. At this point, we don't know what's going on. We go running over to the to find that I had killed a bat with it...

Though it was funny as hell and I laughed my ass off, I do kinda' feel sorry for the poor guy.

So this got me to thinking.....I'm sure lots of people have funny ass stories from footbagging, so, why not share them with us all

Disturbedboy365 · Post by **Disturbedboy365** » 22 Apr 2007 19:37

lmao... this sort of reminds me of this time when me and some kids were playing hack in the school's band room. it had probably one of the highest celiengs in the building, so we decided we'd play some sky hack. i served it up to my friend tony, and he boots it as hard as he can, and we heard it hit the roof, which had those panel things, and the whole time i was thinking, ok, it should have landed by now, so we started looking for it on the ground, and it wasnt anywhere to be found, but sure enough, we looked up and it had somehow wedged in between two of the panels. it took forever to get it down. i dont think it compares to killing a bat though...

pips · Post by **pips** » 22 Apr 2007 20:08

I was playing hack with one of my friends one day. We were kidding around, and he goes, "Serve it, WOMAN!" And I got offended but not and went to serve it to him a little harder than normal and accidently hit him in the nuts. Woops. Hehe. It was so funny, but I felt bad even though he was laughing too. I think I offered him a free pelt or something.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 22 Apr 2007 21:02

4-square forum:
Best/Worst Kills

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 22 Apr 2007 23:07

Lol that Bat story is priceless.

Yeah I've got a pretty funny story. One time i hit atw. It was like LOL.

flockpocken · Post by **flockpocken** » 23 Apr 2007 13:21

mines landed in some pretty crazy places...

my mom was shutting a door and i kicked it and it landed in a way to were it got squeezed in between the wall and the door when it shut.

i landed it in a coffee cup

i landed it ON TOP of a door. ya thats like an inch and a half wide lol.

circle_kicker · Post by **circle_kicker** » 23 Apr 2007 16:22

in a toilet...THAT WAS NASTY... lucky there was nuttin in it!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » 23 Apr 2007 18:32

The other day our 32 landed in an ashtray full of my friends spit

yummy.

justinkicks77 · Post by **justinkicks77** » 23 Apr 2007 19:21

Yeah...when I was in high school I was kicking a bag around my mom's kitchen when I kicked and it landed in a candle that my mom was burning. It sent hot melted candle wax all over her freshly cleaned kitchen and I spent the next 4 hours cleaning waxing film off of everything. That stuff is hard to get off of stuff.

The Energizer Benny · Post by **The Energizer Benny** » 24 Apr 2007 20:22

It was back in the days of High-school hack,. A medium sized circle. The Hack gets booted WAY UP into the air. I run from one direction. Drew MArtin runs from another. We both Jump up into the air. I make it there first, Flying Clipper Kick the bag, >*< A Split second later, Drew's foot temporarily destructs my groinal area. OOOOH that was not fun.

But a week later I got him back FULL ON KARMA_WISE by accidentally pegging a net-bag at HIS groin.

Take that Drew MArtin.

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 25 Apr 2007 02:16

Some people were throwing around my footbag in year 9 (2004) and some guy accidentally threw it out the window onto some roof.

I climbed and got it with the aid of a broom at lunch

Just call me hagesy · Post by **Just call me hagesy** » 25 Apr 2007 02:23

On my 18th birthday, due to being heavily intoxicated, whilst in my sleep, I shit my pants.

True story, wasn't funny at the time,probably still isn't funny actually.

Guest_1 · Post by **Guest_1** » 25 Apr 2007 05:29

Just call me hagesy wrote:On my 18th birthday, due to being heavily intoxicated, whilst in my sleep, I shit my pants.

True story, wasn't funny at the time,probably still isn't funny actually.

LMFAO

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 26 Apr 2007 01:20

bloody queenslanders

flockpocken · Post by **flockpocken** » 26 Apr 2007 18:31

Just call me hagesy wrote:On my 18th birthday, due to being heavily intoxicated, whilst in my sleep, I shit my pants.

True story, wasn't funny at the time,probably still isn't funny actually.

i bet that was nasty wakin up... if i was within 3 feet of u i would have thrown up.

anyway...

i went to schlitterbahn once and some kid laid a turd right in the middle of the sidewalk... they blocked it off with like cones and police tape.

thats a funny story

DanJohnHarris · Post by **DanJohnHarris** » 27 Apr 2007 01:12

One time, I had a couple of buddies drive up to my school for the weekend. The first night, we stocked up on a bottle of Old Crow (I think) whisky and a 30 rack of natty light. I pregamed before they got here, and was thoroughly drunk by the time they showed up.

We kept drinkin, and the next thing I know, I'm awake.

I'm wearing my pants from the night before, soaked in my own piss. I took my shirt off and threw it to the floor, where I noticed my down comforter crumpled in a heap, with my UMaine hoodie next to it. I look down at myself and I'm sleeping with my roommate's blanket.

I guess I passed out on my bed, puked all over myself and the comforter, and laid there for a while. My friends had left to find something to do, and came back to find me in that condition. They swapped out my roommates blanket with mine, and went to bed. I pissed that in my sleep. It was very awkward when my roomy got back the next morning.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 27 Apr 2007 09:07

This thread has changed to where it's no longer about footbag. Moved to kicking circle. -Ken

crazylegs32 · Post by **crazylegs32** » 27 Apr 2007 21:49

Stories like the pissing and shitting just made me tighten my requirements to stay at my rental house at worlds

I would tell a funny story but I dont know any

The Actual Sized E · Post by **The Actual Sized E** » 28 Apr 2007 15:22

crazylegs32 wrote:I would tell a funny story but I dont know any Razz

jrstubs · Post by **jrstubs** » 29 Apr 2007 13:30

I threw up.

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