Winter
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crazylegs32
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Winter
We just had a snowstorm and since my back has been hurt I went for a walk.
I saw a new corvette going slow as hell and laughed. A minute later I noticed it was still there and couldnt get up the very slight incline in the road. He backed it up a quarter mile and gave another lame attempt. I know those cars have advanced traction control but he was getting nowhere. He almost caused a few accidents by reversing down the snowy road repeatedly and eventually gave up and headed back the other way LOL.
I saw a new corvette going slow as hell and laughed. A minute later I noticed it was still there and couldnt get up the very slight incline in the road. He backed it up a quarter mile and gave another lame attempt. I know those cars have advanced traction control but he was getting nowhere. He almost caused a few accidents by reversing down the snowy road repeatedly and eventually gave up and headed back the other way LOL.
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See, this is one of the reasons I'm excited to go to Chicago. I wanna see some snow! It's 60 degrees F here.
Ben Skaggs
Amateurs practice until they can get it right.
Professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.
No, I don't play soccer. Yes, there are competitions. 4 years. Lots of practice.
Amateurs practice until they can get it right.
Professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.
No, I don't play soccer. Yes, there are competitions. 4 years. Lots of practice.
I know, tough life isn't it. 
Wait until summer though, we get what we deserve.
Wait until summer though, we get what we deserve.
Ben Skaggs
Amateurs practice until they can get it right.
Professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.
No, I don't play soccer. Yes, there are competitions. 4 years. Lots of practice.
Amateurs practice until they can get it right.
Professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.
No, I don't play soccer. Yes, there are competitions. 4 years. Lots of practice.
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crazylegs32
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Oh.....Hot ass florida.... I don't really have a reason to bitch right now. It is 77 degrees and super sunny. This is the reason people move to florida. I have not had to put on winter clothes yet ( florida winter clothes- sweater) .You have to take your shirt off to shred in the sun... I am 31 and only been in snow once....
I would not know how to drive in it.
I would not know how to drive in it.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a dork.............
But she loves me anyways.
"Guydro F. Hydro"
Guy Herndon
But she loves me anyways.
richardabshire wrote: There is only a handful of people on this planet that actually shred. The rest are only spectators.
"Guydro F. Hydro"
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I hear that!
"Fuck it man, you just gotta do it."
Joe Snyder
Representing FLF (Fort Lauderdale Footbaggers)
http://onlycountria.myminicity.com
Joe Snyder
Representing FLF (Fort Lauderdale Footbaggers)
http://onlycountria.myminicity.com
you know how to drive in snow? drive slow, and keep your momentum. which means that all stop signs with white borders around them aren't mandatory. And always go like... 15 mph or less. especially in slush and shit.
i deliver pizzas in the snow.
PS I made $60 in tips in 90 minutes delivering pizza during a snow storm. it makes people more generous
i deliver pizzas in the snow.
PS I made $60 in tips in 90 minutes delivering pizza during a snow storm. it makes people more generous
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
I miss the glittery look of snow at night when the light is just right. Does anyone want to post snow pictures?
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
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Very good times. That was only one of many casinos we've been kicked out of for playing footbag. 
Remember the Shrek security guard lady?
Her: "You can't do that in here."
Me: "Ok, where can we do it?"
Her: "You can't do that in here."
Me: "I understand, but can we do it out there?"
Her: "You can't do that in here."
Me: "Right, but can we play right outside?"
Her: "You can't do that in here."
Me: "Fine....
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Remember the Shrek security guard lady?
Her: "You can't do that in here."
Me: "Ok, where can we do it?"
Her: "You can't do that in here."
Me: "I understand, but can we do it out there?"
Her: "You can't do that in here."
Me: "Right, but can we play right outside?"
Her: "You can't do that in here."
Me: "Fine....
Ben Skaggs
Amateurs practice until they can get it right.
Professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.
No, I don't play soccer. Yes, there are competitions. 4 years. Lots of practice.
Amateurs practice until they can get it right.
Professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.
No, I don't play soccer. Yes, there are competitions. 4 years. Lots of practice.



