My Funny Story

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 24 Feb 2004 16:27

Last night, I was studying for an exam that I had this afternoon. I set my alarm for 630 AM and continued to study well on into the night- about 1:45AM or so. I fell asleep studying, with the lights on, with frozen strawberries thawing on a plate next to me. Anyway, I awoke with the lights on an hour later, so i got up and shut them off. I fell back to sleep. When I later woke up, thinking for some reason that my alarm had gone off, I immediately took a shower and started getting ready. Noticing that it was still quite dark outside, I checked my clock. It was 3:45 AM!!! What a dork I am. I woke up more than 2 and a half hrs before I was supposed to. Anyway, I went back to sleep like any sleep deprived grad student would do, and woke up when my alarm went off at 630 AM. Unfortunately, my hair was all fucked up from sleep so I had to take another quick shower just to comb my nappy fro.

The End

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 24 Feb 2004 16:29

Chris Hanratty · Post by **Chris Hanratty** » 24 Feb 2004 16:31

Haha, yeah I can see that happening pretty easily.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » 24 Feb 2004 16:38

I thought you were gonna wake up and see a bear right on your desk staring at you

because of the strawberries

Whatsfootbag? · Post by **Whatsfootbag?** » 24 Feb 2004 16:44

dude i do that a lot..one time teh day before a big football game at my highschool we all dress up in black and gold and shit and i always paint my face etc.i woke up AT 330AM AND PAINTED MY FACE!then i realize it and try to go back to sleep but htat kinda failed...and ive taken showers at 115ish several times.i sleep walk a lot

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 24 Feb 2004 20:16

You better pray HighDemonSlayer doesn`t read this thread. Cause once you get him started on frozen strawberries...

Muffinman · Post by **Muffinman** » 24 Feb 2004 20:52

haha. i think the funniest part is that nothing happened with the strawberries. hahahaha!!

Rob · Post by **Rob** » 25 Feb 2004 00:15

Yeah I expected him to run to school with strawberries all over his face or something. I laughed really hard when I got to the end and they had nothing to do with it. :p

AIvanyo · Post by **AIvanyo** » 25 Feb 2004 14:10

yeah, im with rob, i wanted somethin to happen to/with the strawberries.

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 25 Feb 2004 16:47

Well, actually, I ate the strawberries when I woke up because they had completely defrosted.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 25 Feb 2004 16:48

nice.. cool whip?

Chris Hanratty · Post by **Chris Hanratty** » 25 Feb 2004 16:52

Cool whip is crap, just a nice clean bowl of strawberry's with some sugar is where it's at!

The cool wihp is for the ladies

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 28 Feb 2004 11:45

Cool whip makes ladies taste different!

Whatsfootbag? · Post by **Whatsfootbag?** » 28 Feb 2004 12:09

i would have NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!

SeRiAl ThIlLa~ · Post by **SeRiAl ThIlLa~** » 28 Feb 2004 14:06

man cool whip on strawberrys is where its at. I dunno how anybody would think you can eat strawberrys without it! ::D

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 28 Feb 2004 22:14

omg he ate the strawberries! Best punchline ever!

haha

Once when I was about 10 years old, my brother and sister woke me up at about 10pm, after I had fallen asleep. Then they played a phunny joke and told me it was time to get ready for school.

My Mom found me eating a bowl of cereal upstairs at 10:30. My bedtime was around 8:00. I was quite upset with my siblings.

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 29 Feb 2004 00:30

now that's a funny story! like the time i switched the sugar and the salt on my parents one night befor i went to bed. i figured it would be hilarious if they put it in their coffee. well, the next morning, i woke up and me mam had cut me half a grape fruit for breakfast. i coated the fucker in sugar... but it wasn't sugar... mmmmm, mmm! salt fruit!

Matt · Post by **Matt** » 12 Mar 2004 05:01

Oh man i didthe same thing right now. For some reason my alarm clock was an hour ahead, so i get up and shower and everything ready to go at 7 and i have to leave at 8. Not enough time to sleep and shower again ...

Shredster · Post by **Shredster** » 12 Mar 2004 07:56

Jeremy, you're still suffering aftereffects of that incident with the double spinning osis (wall)...Put some ice on your head and stay in bed for at least a month. That should cure things a bit

ebo · Post by **ebo** » 12 Mar 2004 08:50

Senor Grommet wrote:Well, actually, I ate the strawberries when I woke up because they had completely defrosted.

aaaah...ain't happy ends nice?

similar thing used to happen to me sometimes while I was still going
to school. Sometimes, on sunday, I would wake up in the morning
from my alarm clock, which I had forgotten to turn off, and it was
not until the shower before I realized it's sunday. Geez.

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