The Jeebs!

[slapdash21]

ok, so me and my friends invented this "syndrome" (for guys only, of course) its pronounced 'the jeebs' but its really called "JBS" (hence the nickname jeebs) which stands for "Jostled Ball Syndrome." as the name implies, this is when for whatever reason, your balls just ACHE, and are possibly sore for days. sometimes you dont even know why it happens, sometimes you are just too rough running around or shredding or something. so does anyone have any amusing stories about times the jeebs struck you??

i sure as hell do. i was sitting on one of the hard, plastic seats on the bus one day (public transportation), and i was talking to a friend of mine. suddenly i heard someone behind me call my name, so i whipped my entire body around to see who was calling me. in the process, i accidently let one of my balls get stuck (yah, i know, this is disgusting and was horribly painful) between my thigh and the hard, plastic seat, crushing it
it hurt so bad i just collapsed onto the floor of the bus. i couldnt actually walk for awhile, so i just stayed on the bus. anyway. stories of the jeebs??

[jon]

i believe its called blue balls, ask your girl to finish you off damn tease


ps. I'm sure most guys can relate, I feel your pain ;p What really sucks is barflying your crotch

edit: my buddy has one friend that crushed his own nut while sitting in class. He started yelling and fell to the floor and everyone was really freaked out. Next day he came back from the hospital with one fewer boys then he started with the day before

[mosher]

ya dude, these are pretty universally called 'blue balls'.

Its because you had a hard on for a long time, you body thought you were gonna get off, you didnt, now you are carrying around big full sacks waiting to be unloaded.

Go jerk off delicately, it goes away.