David Wilder doesn't like Jazz

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 21 Jun 2005 09:15

David Wilder does not like Jazz and never wanted to. In all probability he hates Jazz!

I thought it was important to be clear about this - I may have alleged otherwise and if so I was mistaken and I'm sorry.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 21 Jun 2005 09:18

Jeremy wrote:David Wilder does not like Jazz and never wanted to. In all probablity he hates Jazz!

I thought it was important to be clear about this - I may have alleged otherwise and if so I was mistaken and I'm sorry.

Thanks for setting it clear! Man, I was worried Matt might see it and IM me or something! You know, the really funny part about this is that right as you posted this thread I was listening to Dexter Gordon!

PS What's probablity?

limester816 · Post by **limester816** » 21 Jun 2005 09:30

I love jazz! Basically all I play on the guitar really..

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 21 Jun 2005 09:42

Emil - this topic isn't about Jazz. It's about the fact that David hates jazz. If I cared about what other people thought I would ask them. If David hates jazz, I hate jazz. That's just the way the world works, has always wored and will probably continue to always work.

I'd like a glass of water.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 21 Jun 2005 09:43

ROFLMAO...

Lordy, anyone who knows me or *cough*looks@myavatar*cough* would understand.

limester816 · Post by **limester816** » 21 Jun 2005 09:52

Jeremy wrote:Emil - this topic isn't about Jazz. It's about the fact that David hates jazz. If I cared about what other people thought I would ask them. If David hates jazz, I hate jazz. That's just the way the world works, has always wored and will probably continue to always work.

I'd like a glass of water.

I was... just kidding

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 21 Jun 2005 09:53

So was I but don't tell anybody

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 21 Jun 2005 10:02

LOL, just the title of the topic made me laugh.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 21 Jun 2005 10:10

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 21 Jun 2005 10:17

Good question.

I'd say David is Jazz Hater, rather than simply anti-jazz. Anti-jazz would simply mean that he is against or opposed to Jazz. But as I understand it, David's connection with Jazz is a lot deeper and more disturbing than that. Like Bruce Wayne, David lost his parents at an early age to Jazz and I think that's something that has led to David dressing up like a giant bat and killing Jazz musicians.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 21 Jun 2005 10:18

My parents were lost to banjos. My STEP parents were lost to jazz.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 21 Jun 2005 10:22

Somebody that really really loves jazz is gonna read this (but only read the last post) and get pissed. Then they're gonna be all pissy and hate David. It's gonna be funny.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 21 Jun 2005 10:27

delakong wrote:Somebody that really really loves jazz is gonna read this (but only read the last post) and get pissed. Then they're gonna be all pissy and hate David. It's gonna be funny.

Agreed. It's going to be even funnier when someone reveals the truth to everyone!

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 21 Jun 2005 10:31

oh yeah

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 22 Jun 2005 10:22

I'd like to note that today, jazz almost ran me over while I was crossing a busy interception.

*Shakes fist*

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 22 Jun 2005 12:24

I awoke this morning to jazz.......

kicking me in the balls!!!

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 23 Jun 2005 07:02

Yeah man, Jazz sucks. Today when I woke up jazz had replaced the sugar container with salt! I had salty coffee all the way to work, and then I vomited on my manager's shoes and he made me mop up the floor.

Fucking Dizzy Gillespie. Jeez.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 23 Jun 2005 08:04

God damn that evil fucking Jazz!!! Dude, David, if I see Jazz today, I'm gonna fuck him up for that switching the sugar thing. Damn that stupid Jazz pisses me off!

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 23 Jun 2005 08:07

Yeah, seriously! When I got back into my cubicle Jazz started throwing dimes at me. What an asshole.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 23 Jun 2005 08:09

That was the best one ever! I'm still laughing about that.

"Yeah, seriously! When I got back into my cubicle Jazz started throwing dimes at me. What an asshole."

Oooooh, that's sooooooo good!