name your non-existant child!

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 08 Jul 2005 17:58

1.ok, if you had a child, what would you name it.
2.i challenge you to come up with a name for a child that other children in the playground would not be able to make fun of
3.i challenge you to succesfully make fun of someone else's posted child's name (the number 2 entry, if you see my train of thought)

for me
i like the name Grace for a girl. dunno about a boy name
i dunno about two or three...but grace would be hard to make fun of, though it rhymes with face...you might be able to work something out there. maybe this was a stupid idea for a thread...i better submit it before i totally realize how stupid it is. i guess just start with number one...at least

Flippy · Post by **Flippy** » 08 Jul 2005 19:17

Grace has a ugly face...that looks like it was hit by a mace, and was born in a alien race.

Dang that sucks..oh well i dont have much imagination

If i had a son i would name him Dylan

shreddaily · Post by **shreddaily** » 08 Jul 2005 21:21

DELORIS!!!!!

ShredOnLawn · Post by **ShredOnLawn** » 08 Jul 2005 22:01

Melia
Mika
Ziak
Naryon
Shylow
Maretta
Garret
Anton
Keneth
Gavin
Topaz
Tenowin
Elowen
Maiya
Kendall
Aireon

Jamo · Post by **Jamo** » 09 Jul 2005 02:14

Im naming my boy Hiratio.
What a cool ass name.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 09 Jul 2005 02:18

Lon's planning on having a lot of kids...

I really can't even imagine having children anytime soon, let alone naming them.

Jamo · Post by **Jamo** » 09 Jul 2005 02:46

Jeremy wrote:Lon's planning on having a lot of kids...

I really can't even imagine having children anytime soon, let alone naming them.

But dont you ever watch a movie and think "wow, thats a cool ass name, if i had a kid i would call him/her that"

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 09 Jul 2005 04:48

yeah, the true irony here is i dont want to have kids at all. terribly afraid of the responsibilty and everything, and i wouldnt be able to deal with my child turning into a punkass teenager such as myself, fucking up in school and trying drugs. i just dont know what i would do different from my parents...

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 09 Jul 2005 07:32

otto steven hoffa

pips · Post by **pips** » 09 Jul 2005 07:36

Hey Lon, I think Topaz would get made fun of as soon as kids know that topaz is a rock. It sounds like a pretty name, though.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 09 Jul 2005 07:51

yeah...those are a lot of pretty names...but ziak confuses me a bit...

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 09 Jul 2005 17:09

Cascade

HG · Post by HG » 09 Jul 2005 17:49

Grace wasnt so graceful in bed last night

Cascade has aid (s)

Lon's kids are Klingons

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 09 Jul 2005 17:56

!Russel
(I hope somewhere out there Tom is laughing his ass off)

shaggster · Post by **shaggster** » 09 Jul 2005 22:18

cooper and spencer

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 09 Jul 2005 23:17

Zeke wrote:!Russel
(I hope somewhere out there Tom is laughing his ass off)

ROFL

(Did you guys see the !)

Download Russel Peters

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 09 Jul 2005 23:41

Boy = Blake

Girl = Lilly

Why? William Blake's 'The Lilly'

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 09 Jul 2005 23:50

Girl:
Mercedes Mosher
Iris Mosher
Clitoris Mosher

Boy:
Jack Mosher
Sissyboots Mosher
Tom Mosher II

pips · Post by **pips** » 16 Jul 2005 06:34

How about Link or Zelda? You can't make fun of them.

Skeletor · Post by **Skeletor** » 17 Jul 2005 20:51

Roswell
Taylor

Vincent
Roland

ps. Tom, you forgot about "Danger Mosher"