Jokes Thread

Z on the rocks · Post by **Z on the rocks** » 05 Mar 2007 18:01

Your funniest joke.

Go!

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 05 Mar 2007 18:04

Z on the rocks wrote:Your funniest joke.

Go!

i've got one...

the search function!

Z on the rocks · Post by **Z on the rocks** » 05 Mar 2007 18:10

Sorry.

I used the search function.

It is useless.

It gave me 11 pages of results.

So bite me!

-Z-

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 05 Mar 2007 18:15

http://modified.in/footbag/viewtopic.ph ... light=joke

well i searched and that was on the first page, but whatever.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 30 Mar 2008 17:38

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

dblthnk84 · Post by **dblthnk84** » 31 Mar 2008 10:22

I know someone that bowled a 301...
________
og kush

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 05 Apr 2008 14:52

Chuck Norris once won Connect-4 in just one move

Eskimo Joe · Post by **Eskimo Joe** » 11 Apr 2008 07:19

OK. Here is an old one I heard from a British man visiting Iqaluit.

It's a long one.

OK. So NASA is out in the Arizona desert testing their new MARS spacesuits and come across an elderly Navajo and his grandson.

The old man asks them a question in Navajo and the grandson then translates. "Are you men going to go to space?"

THey reply: Yes.
Old man then speaks Navajo again, translation from grandson: He would like to know if you would bring a message to the heavens for him.

The two NASA men think it over and come to the conclusion that this would be great PR for the program. "Navajo asks NASA to bring message to heavens....."

SO they agree and pull out their tape recorder. The old man then speaks "Ab-ba-chuck-da-nero-albinty" and then begins to laugh hysterically.

The NASA men are confused and ask the young boy to translate, who says he will not and begins to laugh as well.

So NASA takes the recording to a village and keep asking for translations, but only get laughter. Finally, they decide to pay someone.

The message from the elder Navajo man was:

"Watch out for the white man, he will steal your land"

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 11 Apr 2008 07:29

What do you call an aboriginee who flies planes?

A pilot, you fucking racist!

*this joke works for any minority group, so just subsititute "aboriginee" for any other group, and it works like a charm.

Anz · Post by **Anz** » 12 Apr 2008 09:53

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/434584 -> "watch this movie"

RawSko · Post by **RawSko** » 12 Apr 2008 13:32

C-Fan wrote:What do you call an aboriginee who flies planes?

A pilot, you fucking racist!

My mom's pilot and gets jokes about it all the time. She likes this one

Thanks

Fuego · Post by **Fuego** » 15 Apr 2008 08:10

What did the water buffalo say to his child when he dropped him off for school?

bison

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