C-Fan wrote:What`s funny though, is he`s also within 5 votes of last place.Posi-Cole wrote:
You're within like 5 votes of 2nd place. I don't think that would suggest any kind of extreme inferiority.
I got owned.ebo wrote:.
yeah, it's wrong not wornglightingbolt wrote:Thats all for now! Tell me if anything very very worng!
Then:jon wrote:my birthday is the 29th of december, how about someone sends me a piece of cake in the mail
Later:lightningbolt wrote:Word! I'm the 8th of August! The best day ever.ptaku wrote:But this is because awesome people are born in the end of August!!!Hania wrote: Yes, she is Laughing
(im from 26. August Razz)
I burn my toast.
And finally:Tsiangkun wrote:I LIKE CAKE !!!
What a hilarious topic!MegaFighter_X wrote: MORE THREAD HIJACKING! NACHOS RULE!
shredj wrote:ya
Senor Grommet wrote:Jeremy, if you have nothing nice to say, then please, say nothing at all.
Which leads me to: if you were to censor yourself in the above manner, all you'd be able to post is in footblogs, about touch "footy." Enough put downs. We know you hate the US. Not every post must reflect it.
Jorden wrote:Heh, here's a little story behind the name of the trick.
When I was 9 years old I made it to the Ontario provincial spelling bee in Toronto. This was a really big thing for me. There were about 30 kids in my age division. Things started off well; I held my own while others were gradually eliminated. I remember one word, "cull" that no one could seem to spell for some reason. I approached the mic and smoked the word, eliminating about 8 people in the process.
There were only me and 7 others remaining. Feeling confident, I walked up to the mic for the next word.
"Jorden, your word is floatation"
*Pssh -- no problem*
"Floatation: F-L-O-A T-I-O-N"
Shit. I messed up by not saying "A-T" twice. Oh well, I got to sit with my parents in the audience and be amongst the other crybabies.
Heh, I guess now I'm used to making the top ten and then messing up.
hey there has never been someone saying sth. similiar to me because of my never-ending annoying anarchist-view-explanations and flaming !Senor Grommet wrote:Jeremy, if you have nothing nice to say, then please, say nothing at all.
Which leads me to: if you were to censor yourself in the above manner, all you'd be able to post is in footblogs, about touch "footy." Enough put downs. We know you hate the US. Not every post must reflect it.
Well since Splint is picking on the ladies Laughing, what about
IF MEN DRINK...
Cider:
He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
Cheap Domestic Beer:
He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer:
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer:
He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Guinness:
The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Water:
He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so
that he can still get laid.
Wine:
He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image
and help him get laid.
Vodka or Brandy:
Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.
Port:
Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
Whisky:
He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will
get in his way of getting laid.
Jack Daniels:
Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine
activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
Rum or Tequila:
Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
Oh, and here is another one:
Cracked me up.Flipsider wrote:Um, hello. I'm new here but I've been kicking the hacky sack for a while and I can hit a few guiltless moves. I don't have a place to practice in the winter (all six months of it) so I'd love to join some of your sessions if it's ok. My number is WTF-YALL. Give me a call some time.
