David Wilder doesn't like Jazz

BalinorNZ · Post by **BalinorNZ** » 23 Jun 2005 08:21

Do you think you guys have ever wasted time more ridiculously than reading and replying to this thread? Honestly, I don't think I have

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I believe that 90% of what is on the net is not really pornography, it is actually posts made by Jeremy.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 23 Jun 2005 08:25

I think you've been tainted by that damn Jazz! Somebody help poor Nic before Jazz completely controls him and he starts throwing dimes at poor innocents just sitting in their cubicle!

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 23 Jun 2005 08:27

Hey Nic:

By chance, did Jazz get out of a club, go onto the streets, and attempt to sell you pornography? It happens from time to time, and we're trying to keep it under wraps. If it happens to you again gimme a ring-a-ling. Thanks.

BalinorNZ · Post by **BalinorNZ** » 23 Jun 2005 08:47

NOOOOOOOOOO THE JAZZ IS COMING!! ITS COMING I TELL YOU!

The fact that I have made yet another post in this thread I just declared the biggest waste of time I have ever encountered is really depressing

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 23 Jun 2005 09:10

@ Nic

ebo · Post by **ebo** » 23 Jun 2005 23:02

Interesting. I saw this 'Jazz' yesterday. Joaquin Chacon, Perico Sambeat
and Mariano Diaz from Spain brought them with him to Munich. He's
like a flu, really.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 24 Jun 2005 05:21

This morning Jazz poured sugar in my gas tank, and so I had to call a cab to get to work.

Stupid Sonny.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 28 Jun 2005 09:27

Guys I'm so sorry I haven't been able to tell you what Jazz has been doing to me. He actually somehow blocked this page ONLY so that I COULDN'T tell you anything!

Well anyways, he shot me with a BB gun as I was ordering mangos on the phone on Saturday. Then on Sunday he tripped me as I was going up the stairs to open the door for my girlfriend. On Monday he gave her AIDS, and then on Tuesday (today) he TOLD me about it. Jeez what a JERK.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 28 Jun 2005 18:39

Jazz keeps prank calling me. Or at least somebody does...

Matt · Post by **Matt** » 29 Jun 2005 03:32

i hate jazz

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 29 Jun 2005 10:09

Yeah guys! That's the spirit. Today, jazz called me and told me to stop wasting space on the modified forum, and then he charged me all of the cost from his call, since he called from JAPAN. What a JERK!

Matt · Post by **Matt** » 29 Jun 2005 21:36

ken ?

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 05 Jul 2005 12:35

Today Jazz slipped a pill into my coke while I was heating up my frisco burger in the microwave and then while I was asleep he shaved my legs and now they're all itchy.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 05 Jul 2005 17:21

Matt wrote:ken ?

Nope. If you read page 16 of my blog though, you will notice that Jazz was indeed in Japan recently. He probably made that collect call after taunting me during my session.

Fucking jazz...

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 05 Jul 2005 17:53

oh man...ever combine some words from one line with some from the one below it? i definitely just read...

ken-phan wrote:Nope. If you read page 16 of my blog though, you will notice that Jazz was indeed fucking Japan recently.

crazyness.

travismontoya · Post by **travismontoya** » 05 Jul 2005 17:56

Sounds like a personal problem to me! haha sorry always wanted to say that

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 05 Jul 2005 18:01

im telling you...i bet you could make yourself read it wrong quite easily, if you tried. or maybe if you didnt try....lets get some feedback on that. everyone read what ken posted and tell me what you think...read it fast, read it slow...read it while high, i dunno.

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 05 Jul 2005 23:05

I seen Jazz today. I was out on my own, doing my thing when he just stands there and tips his hat. I was so scared I didn't know what to do

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Then he punched me in the gut, put vaseline on my testicles and shoved kraft dinner down my shorts. That Jazz is one fucked up mother

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slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 11 Jul 2005 13:41

today jazz snatched dave wilder straight out of the footbag chat room! it was all like:

Me: 'whats up man, how you doin?'
Him: 'im alright, i guess. you?'
*Dave Wilder has left the chat. Dragged, kicking and screaming, away by "Jazz"*

Matt · Post by **Matt** » 15 Jul 2005 18:24

david wilder doesn't like girls