David Wilder doesn't like Jazz

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 15 Jul 2005 20:26

Every girl has a little jazz in her. It's called "being a bitch."

Paul Agostinelli · Post by **Paul Agostinelli** » 16 Jul 2005 00:34

I had a run in with jazz today. i was kicking at my usual spot, which is coincidentially right next to the eastman theater. after no more than 10 minutes, chuck mangeone in the flesh walks out of a concert with the rochester philharmonic orchestra, he walks up, takes my bag, lights it on fire and laughs to himself as he walks away. fucker.

~NEL~

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 16 Jul 2005 07:07

Chuck Mangione used to sell fire hacks. He was in with the Bloutchi guy, and they're just trying to "enlighten" you.

Notice the pun.

Today jazz took a funnel and force fed oil down my throat and made me hum "Blue Bossa." God I hate that song.

Note: I actually do dislike "Blue Bossa." I have played it way to many times.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 17 Jul 2005 17:19

i like blue bossa, having played it several times myself

HG · Post by HG » 17 Jul 2005 17:31

What is the story behind these lies about a person named jazz? Care to enlighten me?

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » 17 Jul 2005 18:28

oh, david wilder just hates jazz.