Shit

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 29 Nov 2005 13:10

I'm gonna go take a dump, I'll come back and report how it goes.

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Okay, it was an average dump, medium volume. It was one of those annoying ones that don't have a clearly defined finish and you just sit there hoping a bit more will come out that will convince you that it's finished. So I sat there reading an archie comic for a while. good times.

Chim-Chim · Post by **Chim-Chim** » 29 Nov 2005 16:39

Ghost poop is a mystery for sure.

Skeptics and religious leaders have debated over what happens to these poopies for quite some time. The catholic faith believes that you will be reunited with these poopies in heaven, where they will slide out with ease and be such a relief that you want to poop all day. If you go to hell though, they will be a stiff, oversized, merciless poopy and you'll live out eternity, putting forth a painful effort to excrete them from your bowels.

Skeptics believe they forever haunt your septic tank, and whenever a slightly familiar stink arises, it is the poopy trying to reach you. Maybe it's telling you to eat more fiber, maybe to eat more binding foods.

Torch · Post by **Torch** » 29 Nov 2005 18:42

My toilet was backed up for a couple of days while I had family staying with me last week. It sucked. Finally fixed it after they left. It's nice to shit in my own bathroom again.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 30 Nov 2005 08:53

Anyone still wondering why there aren't that much girls on this forum?

Anyways, last year my poop time was at morning, just when I was supposed to leave to the bus stop to catch the bus to school.

Never earlier, but sometimes a bit later, i.e. I had already left home.

...as a matter of fact...
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HackingGanesh · Post by **HackingGanesh** » 30 Nov 2005 10:19

Mud butt is the worst

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 30 Nov 2005 10:39

I like to rekindle my mind and soul while on the toilet via Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul.

Pooing and reading about how a young man learns about himself through the death (or birth!) of someone is truly a magical experience.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 30 Nov 2005 11:02

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/492-pacman.htm

Air · Post by **Air** » 30 Nov 2005 11:39

You guys are sick.

Troyson · Post by **Troyson** » 30 Nov 2005 12:51

one time in school my friend shit himself, it was hillarious

he had a sub and the teacher wouldnt let him leave to go2 the bathroom and he juss exploded all over the floor. After that he ran outta the classroom and was making like little crap plops every time he stepped! I was hysterically laughing, and one kid in my class got so freaked out by it he jumped out the window(we were on the 1st floor)

crazylegs32 · Post by **crazylegs32** » 30 Nov 2005 21:32

I drank 3 bottles of this inky black tasty beer last night called Bell's expedition stout- given the title of the thread, Nuff said...

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 04 Dec 2005 18:51

Can taking multiple dukars daily damage your cornhole?

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Shit

pacman tattoo really cool~