passin a drug test

gangsta · Post by **gangsta** » 26 Sep 2006 18:35

BainbridgeShred wrote:...you're reason for getting UA'd is probably ridiculous enough to justify whatever means necesary.

Definitely.

If you drink ALOT and i mean, ALOT of water before you go in to piss, it may dilute your piss enough that the concentration of cannaboid metabolites drop below the 'positive' threshold.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 26 Sep 2006 18:46

I don't feel like reading through the whole thread (Though I will later to read some of the hilarious responses), but there's this drink that comes in grape or strawberry that you can get at GNC. You have to follow the directions on the bottle, like you drink the whole thing, then fill it up again and drink it like an hour before you go in. I think it's like 50 bucks. I have friends that swear by it, and have done it dozens of times. Good luck.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 27 Sep 2006 11:00

Don't smoke weed.

Do cocaine.....it leaves you're system in 3-5 days.

LSD is even better...gone within 1-4 days!

Troyson · Post by **Troyson** » 28 Sep 2006 18:47

If you have the money you should go and buy yourself some detox. It is by far the best way of passing a drug test and it works great. Its kinda pricey but from what i have read so far it seems like your best option. You take it like an hour before your test and it will come out completely clean. Research it and buy it if you can.

DaGoodSmoke · Post by **DaGoodSmoke** » 08 Oct 2006 13:57

Drink a TON of H2O and sweat A LOT, it worked for my brother.
Good luck

Slippur · Post by **Slippur** » 10 Oct 2006 20:27

Wow, the forum mentality has really changed in the past year. With the amount of marijuana-related topics we had (and the pretty large percentage of forum members who smoke) I would think this was one of the best places on the internet to ask a question like this.

Anyways, if you do the condom thing, make sure you practice it a few times before you go in. It would suck to get in there, poke a hole, have someone else's piss just kind of dribble out all over hands and clothes or whatever, and then probably get caught and 'fail' the drug test, too.

shreddaily · Post by **shreddaily** » 10 Oct 2006 21:32

wooooot!! I just passed a drug test! A real one too, at a lab and everything...
For all those, you need to wait a month, folks:
3 weeks ago I spent 1 week heavily smoking, then one week off, then one joint, then one week off.

Footbag every other day, and a gallon of water the 2 days b4 and, drug free I be...

I'm not even that big a fan of puffin' anymore, so after I found out I'm getting drug tested I was all "DOHHH" after my heavy smoke out week. I guess footbag is good for somethings!
I'm sorry to all non smokers who were forced to read this

RunAmuk · Post by **RunAmuk** » 10 Oct 2006 23:15

lol sweet. way to go nate!

im not sure if anyone has mentioned something called the wizzinator 5000.
its a rubber twig and berrys that fits over your natural getup.
you get some clean ___ to fill in it and for all of us on probation. meaning a cop with a chips kindah mustach looooves to watch you wee in a cup. you can leave them all .

not that ive ever showed up for a probation hearing or weeing for that matter, but a buddy of mine who shall remain name less. has been using the wizzinator for a few months now. i recently found out 2 ppl use it now. ON THE SAME DAY. Tucson AZ probation can suck on that!....

natural skin tone not optional. gotta be a white guy. NOT Italian.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 13 Oct 2006 22:00

I'm sure it been said ( I just stopped by for a sec) but the absolute best way to pass a piss test is to drink at least, seriously, at least a gallon of water before you have to take the test. At worst, you'lll dilute the specimen so much that you'll have to take another one. Trust me, I was on federal probabltion for a year and a half (don't belive me? Here's the number I had to call every day the entire time (800) 682-0060). I only failed once. You can't count that against me, it was Jan 1. 2000 or 2001, I'm not to sure which. A good friend of mine was a jarhead (sorry for the jobsism Arron) that smoked more than the dide that sold to him and never failed a test in the whole time (3-4 I think) that he was in. We both also have high metabolisms though.

Oroza · Post by **Oroza** » 14 Oct 2006 01:29

drink certain types of TEA instead of straight water, i think green tea has some detoxifying elements, i cant remember.

smoke salvia, it isnt even illegal, you can buy it at head shops here.

RunAmuk · Post by **RunAmuk** » 17 Oct 2006 12:14

lmao smoking salvia is totally illegal
i dont know who told you that but. uhhh

i know you can buy it no prob, but your not supposted to smoke it
plus+salvia is some crazy ish. bad trips are to intence for the fun that it is.

it says on the package "for incence use only:do not smoke"

maby its ok to smooke in some states or maby canada. but i think it might be a bad idea right before a drug test.hehe

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 17 Oct 2006 13:01

this dude had his drug test a few weeks ago and i havent seen him since.

dude that posted the topic: how did the test go?

Oroza · Post by **Oroza** » 20 Oct 2006 11:19

salvias status is sort of in limbo.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/salvia/salvia_law.shtml

it is crazy, you need to be mature enough to trip (or immature....hehe)

RunAmuk · Post by **RunAmuk** » 20 Oct 2006 12:25

omg thanks for the info hommie
junkies and erowid a match made in heaven.
lol.i digress.anyway

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 03 Dec 2006 20:11

I have a drug test tomorrow, and about 25 minutes ago I took a 250 mg dose of a B vitamin called Niacin, which is available over the counter. I have a friend that took it, smoked the same day, and passed a drug test, so I'm hoping it'll repeat for me. The side effects of the pill are a reddening of the skin like a rash, and an itching/burning sensation that I felt approximately 5 minutes after taking the pill. It's pretty uncomfortable, but not too bad, and definitely worth it if it cleans my system. I think it works by speeding your metabolism up or something, and getting the THC out of the fat cells. I'll tell you after my test if it worked.

Z on the rocks · Post by **Z on the rocks** » 04 Dec 2006 12:48

I know the best way to pass a drug test. Don't smoke weed. Its fool-proof.

-Z-

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 04 Dec 2006 16:31

holy shit you're a fucking comic

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 04 Dec 2006 16:52

DE-TOX
My friend loaded himself up with these pills 4 days before the test and he got hired for a job. Dont take too many or you'll begin to fever.

max · Post by **max** » 04 Dec 2006 23:51

are drug-tests now mandatory in the US when job-seeking????

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 05 Dec 2006 11:19

its only mandatory in some companies. most of the companies that do drug tests are the kind where your attention needs to be reliable... but you can get a perfectly good job somewhere that doesnt drug test, they are just harder to find.