I'll start it off. I was thinking of this a couple days ago, and had a pretty good quote in mind, but since then I've been officially dubbed an honorary Asian so I'm changing it to one that I can finally laugh at with confidence next to my fellow yellow* brothers
Homer: I'm so bored!
Abe: Oh, come on, there's lots of ways to pass the time. Hitch up your pants, air whittle, make friends with a Chinese man.
[an Asian man enters the room]
Asian man: Um, Mr. Simpson, you weren't supposed to leave the home.
Abe: Thank you Ping-Pong!
Asian man: ??
Abe: ??
edit: *And by yellow of course I mean Simpsons yellow