You know you're addicted to footbag if..... (add your own)

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...You do ankle weight exercises before bed every other night

...When you work at a breakfast joint and count how many times you hear a footbag trick come from the kitchen... "Just put them in the blender... 1" "Nick, can you grab more eggbeaters?... 2" "Irish Omelette to-go!... 3"

...When you're helping your grandma out in the fall, she asks if you'll rake the leaves, you say "sure!" then stand in the leaves ghosting xdb rakes in the piles

...Your professor instructs you to "Put the microcentrifuge tubes in the Vortex. Go ahead guys give it a whirl!" and you look around the room, very excited and check to see if anyone else thought that was as cool as you did. They stare back at you looking confused.

...You name your footbags...

...You have a big bookbag for all of your footbag equipment... Inside that you have Smaller bag #1 (for your freestyle bags), Smaller bag #2 (for your stitching equipment, which has 3 other smaller bags inside, and one even smaller small bag inside one of those small bags...), Smaller bag #3 (for your Tiger Balm and medical stash), Smaller bag #4 (for your sand bags and regular kicking bags)

...You carry around a flame bag in Smaller bag #4 and a gatorade bottle of kerosine in general space of big bookbag.

...Your stoned room mate comes outside while you're kicking and you tell him to rattle off the first words that come to his head and you try to make a trick out of that. "Squirrel Carrier" now has new meaning to you...

...Finally... You have a paper Mobius Strip hanging on your wall... and you're proud of it...

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lol nick your crazy man.

how about when your at work in the hallways and your trying to work on a move with out the ball and just when no one is watching, you pull out what you think the best attempt that youve come up with and you notice after that your dress pants that you are wearing,rips in the crotch region and no you have to deal with people looking at your white underwear for the rest of the day. yea, thats happened.

.....or when you having a good session and your attempting a move and your legs go retarted and you role your ankle and it sounds like a bag of chips.lol then you lay there for about 5 min sweating and you finally get the feeling back in your leg and you shred for another 2 hours that day.

.....or when you practicing scorpions tail and your getting dizzy but instead of stopping for a min you decide that this attempt is going to be the seal of all attempts. so you set it up,spin,your off balance,o shit,theres a desk,theres you going over the fucking desk. o yea
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footbagi wrote:If you start viewing God as an enormous 32 panel masterpiece.
this one made me laugh out loud.

thanks to this thread, i'm relieved to realize that i am not addicted to footbag (anymore?), but keep on playing nonetheless, and having fun with it.
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... when your name is Jay Boychuck

... when your name is Mathieu GM
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Post by MathieuGM »

Nice one Nick lool!

Also '' When you keep calling Nick every week for like 6 months, hoping to have a session with him'' ;). Love you :P
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So I've been sick for the past 2 days and I've been having little footbag delusions. I've listed some of them below. If you're sick and you're having the following delusions, you know you're addicted to footbag..

...When you sneeze you think "Pdx Symposium"

...When you get a shower, you think "Phoenix"

...When you take a pill, you think "Blender"

...When you feel dizzy, you think "Mobius"

...When you put your shoes on, you think "Ripstein"

...When you realize that the old video game "Spyro the Dragon", has 2 footbag terms in the title, therefore it was probably created by footbag players
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