...When you work at a breakfast joint and count how many times you hear a footbag trick come from the kitchen... "Just put them in the blender... 1" "Nick, can you grab more eggbeaters?... 2" "Irish Omelette to-go!... 3"
...When you're helping your grandma out in the fall, she asks if you'll rake the leaves, you say "sure!" then stand in the leaves ghosting xdb rakes in the piles
...Your professor instructs you to "Put the microcentrifuge tubes in the Vortex. Go ahead guys give it a whirl!" and you look around the room, very excited and check to see if anyone else thought that was as cool as you did. They stare back at you looking confused.
...You name your footbags...
...You have a big bookbag for all of your footbag equipment... Inside that you have Smaller bag #1 (for your freestyle bags), Smaller bag #2 (for your stitching equipment, which has 3 other smaller bags inside, and one even smaller small bag inside one of those small bags...), Smaller bag #3 (for your Tiger Balm and medical stash), Smaller bag #4 (for your sand bags and regular kicking bags)
...You carry around a flame bag in Smaller bag #4 and a gatorade bottle of kerosine in general space of big bookbag.
...Your stoned room mate comes outside while you're kicking and you tell him to rattle off the first words that come to his head and you try to make a trick out of that. "Squirrel Carrier" now has new meaning to you...
...Finally... You have a paper Mobius Strip hanging on your wall... and you're proud of it...

