Ninja Training!!!

ShredPirate · Post by **ShredPirate** » 07 Aug 2004 02:38

This topic will be for people to post cool ninja tips and tricks.

Ninjas are cool, totally sweet, and make you wanna beat the crap outta people walking on the street (maybe even moreso than pirates!).

This is my first ninja-tip:

"when opening a door to sneak up on someone, you can ensure it won't squeak in the slightest by lifting the door upwards REALLY hard. it wont really move up, but it won't squeak while you open it!"

Anyone else have any ideas on how to be stealthy, wealthy, and cool?

Juice · Post by **Juice** » 07 Aug 2004 04:27

Walk and breathe very lightly and be nimble.

Iain · Post by **Iain** » 07 Aug 2004 04:54

Juice wrote:Walk and breathe very lightly and be nimble.

u basically just said to be stealthy as a tip to be stealthy....

"hey can u give me some tips to win?"

"ya...don't lose"

....

Dr_inferno · Post by **Dr_inferno** » 07 Aug 2004 05:24

Always wear your rod lavers when sneaking up on people......... you can walk without making any noise because of the very soft sole. I find this when walking in my lavers by myself.

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 07 Aug 2004 06:17

Yes, that, and don't go barefoot, because eventually your toes will start popping (or mine do, anyway).

Maraxus · Post by **Maraxus** » 07 Aug 2004 06:57

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Slippur · Post by **Slippur** » 07 Aug 2004 07:13

Semi-hard to explain tip to be invisible and get past a samurai guard:

1. Sneak up behind guard
2. Tap guard lightly on right shoulder, while leaning to the left (important: stay close to the ground at all times)
3. Wait for guard to look behind his right shoulder, and then he will either turn around there, or turn around left, looking over that shoulder as well.
4. whichever direction he turns, nimbly step around his opposite side and quickly and quietly continue on your merry, ninja way

Colin · Post by **Colin** » 07 Aug 2004 07:17

By force of habit (OCD?), I often match my steps to some person who's walking in front of me, making my steps harder to notice. Over the years, I've gotten pretty good at it, and can sneak up on someone walking pretty effectively.

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 07 Aug 2004 07:25

Maraxus wrote:http://www.realultimatepower.net/

I don't know if it's still up, by Chris made a footbag parody of that site quite a while back.

HooD · Post by **HooD** » 07 Aug 2004 08:52

When taking stairs, keep your feet near the width of the steps where they connect to the walls. Less creaking.

Always know where your shadow is, and where all other shadows are around you.

Always keep controlled shallow breathing.

420FootBager · Post by **420FootBager** » 07 Aug 2004 09:06

You need to be Kung Fu fighting, you jerks should be fast as lightning In fact it should be a little bit fright'ning, but you should fight with expert timing

Hi'YA

Actually #1 is ALWAYS be aware of your surrondings when you go somewear look around and figuer possible ambush points or other dagerous senarios.

This is not really a ninja thing you will learn it in any self defense course you take, I studied Tae Kwon Doe for 4 years and fought on 3 national leval tornments. I fought 3 people that were supposedly ninjas and beat the crap out of them....... ninjas are just sneaky guys with bad attitudes.

ShredPirate · Post by **ShredPirate** » 07 Aug 2004 10:18

yeah ninjas dont want to fight, thats only their last resort. umm, that was a good point on the "keeping feet at the edges of walls when walking up stairs. i do that too. and even not up stairs, like hallways where i can almost stand up on the little ledge thingies that stick out of the wall like 1/4 an inch. the rest of the things mentioned were WORTHLESS!! jk but they weren't very practical.

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 07 Aug 2004 10:22

Chris, do you still have the Real Ultimate Footbagger website up?

marc · Post by **marc** » 07 Aug 2004 10:47

420FootBager wrote:You need to be Kung Fu fighting, you jerks should be fast as lightning In fact it should be a little bit fright'ning, but you should fight with expert timing

Hi'YA

Actually #1 is ALWAYS be aware of your surrondings when you go somewear look around and figuer possible ambush points or other dagerous senarios.

This is not really a ninja thing you will learn it in any self defense course you take, I studied Tae Kwon Doe for 4 years and fought on 3 national leval tornments. I fought 3 people that were supposedly ninjas and beat the crap out of them....... ninjas are just sneaky guys with bad attitudes.

Why must you make things up ?

420FootBager · Post by **420FootBager** » 08 Aug 2004 06:52

WTF are you talking about???? all that is true.... I studied at martial arts america from ages 11-15.... I fought in the Rhode island grand nationals twice and the new york city nationals once. In other smaller tornements I fought three different supposed ninjas from a school called "ninja academy" which is two towns over from me.....

How dare you call me a liar.....

Matt · Post by **Matt** » 08 Aug 2004 09:57

haha ninja academy?

I believe there are only a few real ninjas (ninjitsu masters) left in the world. Only one true line of training, and I don't know if it is even still going.

420FootBager · Post by **420FootBager** » 08 Aug 2004 21:01

listen the school is called ninja academy and the people that get black belts there call them selfs ninjas....... I'm serios.....

Matt · Post by **Matt** » 08 Aug 2004 21:27

they should call themselves fagjas

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 08 Aug 2004 21:51

Ninja Tip - When passing gas, don't clench your cheecks together. It will only make them vibrate against each other, forcing a squeeky (and sometimes moist

) sound that will alert passerbys of your presence.

But seriously - stay low when looking around corners.

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 08 Aug 2004 22:14

this is a military thing as well i believe, so i guess it could cross over. when in an area, such as a forest or some thing like that with many different obstacles to obscure your view, don't look around by turning your head, move your eyes. has some thing to do with your periferal vison not being changed nearly as much, which makes it easier to spot things that are moving slightly. like looking at a painting but just looking at certain parts of it. you still see the whole thing, but you focus on different areas of it.